Every straight guy goes through a phase where they think that if they learn one skill like guitar or close-up magic that it will suddenly make them irresistible to women. When in reality the thing that truly makes one irresistible to women is Warhammer 40k.
Is that what the guitar thing is about? Please, guys, stop serenading me
You heard her. She wants someone to recite the Orks Codex to her instead.
Lolololol!
You are mistaken. The real appeal comes from 40k minis using the Stargrunt II rules, because women prefer men who aren’t afraid of uncertain command & control, the psychological realities of suppressive fire, & the fog of war, over boys who enjoy palming a handful of dice. (All in fun. Game on!)
this is simply not true (though it is true of classic, fantasy Warhammer)
Skaven are a babe-magnet.
My wife asked me out because I played guitar in a band so it works! We were 15/16 at the time though so
I don't know how to break this to you but she actually asked you out because she thought you knew a lot about Space Marine combat patrols.
My wife hasn’t seen Alien. I asked her what she thought it was about and here’s what she said verbatim: “the thing comes out of the guys chest, Sigourney Weaver….spaceship?” So warhammer is a long ways away for her
I mean that's not an inaccurate summary of the film
My fiancée has begged me to stop talking about the finer points of the Horus Heresy when I'm out as it makes women throw themselves at me.
We all have our cross to bear.