Hmm. Not a master at anything except Evil. We have been puttering along while this Evil menace and his enablers, including an entire network and a soulless coterie of the wealthy, have been slowly degrading our society for their own benefit. They've progressed this far through subterfuge, but are
Now exposed. It's up to us to end this horror story and restore our society to it's previous purpose - to uplift and protect one another and to rescue the downtrodden. We've been living under an ideal that Evil has been undermining for decades. Our imperative now is to save our country and ourselves