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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

You tuck your pant leg bottoms into your sock openings around the calf. Thank you for using OldNavySupport com. Please pay $75 for this repair.

jul 26, 2025, 3:03 pm • 9 0

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coastal-nutmeg @coastal-nutmeg.bsky.social

Then you're not tucking your socks into your pants. The helpline isn't helping.

jul 26, 2025, 3:09 pm • 18 0 • view
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

Perhaps you would like to try our self help AI bot?

jul 26, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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coastal-nutmeg @coastal-nutmeg.bsky.social

The self-help AI bot needs help understanding basic concepts. I'll pass.

jul 26, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

But wait, we'll give you silly coupons to keep you coming back!!!

jul 27, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
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coastal-nutmeg @coastal-nutmeg.bsky.social

The best coupons are only good for one day before opening hours and cannot be combined with any sale or readily available items. Do your coupons make those guarantees?

jul 27, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

Yes and the best part, the coupons are transferable to use on cans of Popeyes Spinach!

jul 27, 2025, 7:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Julian K @climohu.bsky.social

Exactly. It's tucking your socks into your pants. And it clearly should be illegal.

jul 26, 2025, 5:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

There's not enough lawyers to win this battle

jul 26, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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jbargarden @jbargarden.bsky.social

That is tucking your pants into your socks, not tucking your socks into your pants.

jul 28, 2025, 8:14 am • 0 0 • view
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

Gee a genius has entered the cage

jul 28, 2025, 8:34 am • 0 0 • view
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jbargarden @jbargarden.bsky.social

You must be accomplished at compounding fractures

jul 28, 2025, 8:54 am • 0 0 • view
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⚠Defective Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social

I'm not a chemist, I just consumate them

jul 28, 2025, 9:16 am • 0 0 • view