Mitch McConnell is a dead turtle
It's too late! The war games simulation has finished. The real battle for your mind has begun.
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Mitch McConnell is a dead turtle
She works hard for the rack of ribs, so hard for the rack of ribs, she works hard for the rack of ribs, so you better treat her right. #laborday
Call in under a false name, paying CASH, and see how fast they book you
What is your intention?
Don't drink blood and drive
U.S. Margin Debt jumps to $1.02 Trillion, a new all-time high 🤯👀
Spock’s green blood isn’t logical. Mammals can’t run on copper-based oxygen carriers. A copper-blooded species would come from a cold ocean world, not a hot volcanic desert one.
Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody
getting a butt dial from rudy giuliani and hearing him flatline
Fuck off ai
Live your life in such a way that, upon realizing that you are probably p seriously ill, millions of people are not torn between hoping you die as soon as a body can possibly shuffle off its mortal coil and hoping that you survive long enough to go to prison and die there.
Normal for a baby maybe
tRump appears on camera
Happy Labor Day to all who give birth
Sin is in
He doesn't even look tired, go for a third jug!
Don't eat raw cookiepuss
How many people use the Hampton Inn free breakfast quality index to measure the financial health of the us economy?
Certain changes in the U.S., such as a weakening of the U.S. economy or a decline in its financial markets, may have an adverse effect on U.S. issuers.
Effective immediately, Karen Uyehara is no longer a Portfolio Manager for the Funds.
Effective immediately, Jonathan Graves is added as a Portfolio Manager for each Fund.
Space X plans to build a nuclear reactor on the Moon
four to five Starlink satellites re-entered the atmosphere and burned up every day for months. Each vaporized satellite produced about 30 kilograms (66 pounds) of aluminum oxide vapor, a known ozone-depleting compound.
will there be a tram ride to the top of the mountain?
what do you mean bringing back? I never stopped wearing mine
yes i agree, humanity is bankrupt
the only songs i know are about the horse fucking the cowboy
Uranus and Sedna are at one arm KINKY!
The ocean creates physical, sentient replicas of people from the scientists' memories, such as Kelvin's deceased wife, Rheya.
I still get horny from the movie Madeleine, her big hat turns me on!
Found some cool metal art off atlas obscura
Jack Nicholson did it better
He was also very good in Genesis
They are two despicable human beings, do not glorify them. They screwed over their early supporters.
tRump is dead
Are you gonna watch STTWO ?
So, I did that everyday while filming Limitless
tRump is dead Face destroyed by dirt bike (Human Death) Head blown up by electric box (Zombie Death)
11 years ago, ice bucket challenge
What is wrong with today's society that George hasn't been potty trained yet?
Arthur wandering the streets
Transmission by Kraftwerk
You are thin You are satisfied You are not hungry You are HEY DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!?!?
God, that's horrible too. Like angrier Alvin and the chipmunks
How do you get a treesome from 7 racoons? Even if you were speaking Latin, sex means 6, not 7.
Where did he go? Why didn't he come back?
Just wait until this "friend" invites you to get in on the ground floor of a new crypto coin 🤣
Good
Sometimes I forget, most people are idiots.
And as long as the bid 2 cov ratio indicates demand for T products, the game rolls on. I find it hard to consider dRump really cares about borrowing costs, his family and friends are already stealing as much as they can, and the big bea bill is poison to the debt scale. They don't really care.
How should the market price it? The market is already pricing everything higher bcuz they see the bank vault is wide open for stealing.
Your generosity will come back to you in the form of 7 racoons
Flavored marshmallows? Why the heck would they care about this stuff?
Life is Good Cinnamon Life is better
Day 5 of pouring hot coffee down my pants to try and wake up my libido
That's horrible Now I need to hear the original
Toadstool Traditions
They are all vegetarian now
Why are Japanese anime girls legs so thick
Look at these fools in Washington
"After yet another session of messy rectal coitus my immediate environment is covered with stains and residues. It just splashed everywhere. I know I should clean but here I am, laying, used and feeling demotivated by the perspective of this titanic task." - JD Vance
All newborn babies look like Winston Churchill
They love to spread propaganda like this to get people riled up before a holiday weekend
And yet the market go up
There are no old punks
Please stop putting X content on BoopSky
Try horse dewormer
Then you're a teeny bopper
Cum Union Plate
This guy hates Babs
That's Mao's Little Red Book
Maybe they have autism?
You mean it would require Walmart to increase its market cap by 6X to meet the "valuation"?
I just got upgraded to a non-smoking jacket
From gum disease?
Anarchy in Peoria!
Safety pin in your nose or you're a Republican
no I will mock this fucking ghoul and his dying leprechaun voice till he is run tf out of our lives bc he is going to kill millions of (more) people before he's done
We should have a standing army, save money on chairs
"Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney's butt!" and "I like fcking silly btches and I know my penis likes it".
Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas
Burn them all
2020-11-16
Virginia Surety Company, Inc.
oh he died of cancer, 38 yrs old, yikes
those aren't stars. they are angels. angels shining flashlights down at you to keep you awake and neurotic.
you could start a fashion trend by tying an apple tag to each piece of your jewelry 🤣
twats and prayerz
Our dear friend, MX co-founder and CTO Brandon Dewitt passed away in November 2021. But, his legacy lives on. 1983-2021 ????
have you ever been mellow? have you even tried? i forget the rest...
this is obviously a "planted" story by the street decorating committee to garner support for their industry. LOCAL JEWELERS ARE FURIOUS AT LOSS OF BUSINESS!
then it's not "your" problem, it's "theirs", don't give a fuck
