Exactly why regardless of how Trump attempts to distract and distance himself from the Epstein files, they’re not going away. MAGA was promised the heads of sex seeking Democrats, and they won’t be satisfied until EVERY dirty secret is exposed. Pardoning Maxwell will only delay the inevitable.
Oh I mean I am delighted. Those dirty pedos ruined my beloved Democratic Party and the faster we get them away from it the better.
I say skip the appeals, convict them at trial and have a large hanging on the National Mall, and then the Presidents involved get the Cromwell treatment.
Cromwell, of course, was an ultra-right-wing Puritan asshole who burned women at the stake, and nearly destroyed his entire country in his self-righteous late-convert ultra-zealous batshittery. They’re called “Pilgrims” in America. Assholes. Anyway they did this to him. Cromwell’s head is marked 3:
1. It’s 1. Typos and old man brain. Gah.
I honestly adore the phrase “self-righteous late-convert ultra-zealous batshittery”, and I promise to henceforth try and work it into at least one conversation a week.