A mental mindfuck can be nice...
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Couple things; I mean c’mon, Trump clearly didn’t write this. Also it’s really not suggesting “dumping” the covid vaccine, but more like foreshadowing the removal of RFK— who’s been openly suggesting that Trump’s ‘Operation Warp Speed’ was anything short of brilliant.
I work for a (tiny) small business that imports all of its goods for sale from the EU. A refund on the 2025 tariffs they’ve already paid would be enough to pay the average in-state college tuition bill for 8 kids.
So... was that a yes to January 6th or nah?
I love this. I love EVERY fucking thing about this.
There’d be zero reason for Giuliani’s spokesperson to fabricate a story, if it was nothing more than a routine accident. Obv Giuliani was the (drunk) one behind the wheel, and Goodman was sidekick.
Has anyone spoken with New Hampshire officials, and did they give a timeframe for Giuliani’s DUI mugshot to be released?
Perhaps all this DC sprucing up is in preparation for a future funeral.
I suspect Santa’s workload could be so minimal this year, the elves might get furloughed. One well worded obituary. 8 billion copies.
Is he dead— yeah probably. Are they going to hold off announcing it so that this US holiday wknd doesn't become a global celebration— yeah probably.
My 16 yr just flew domestically by herself. I got a gate pass to walk her thru security & was hassled for not having a Real ID. Yet on the flight back when she walked herself thru, they took her word for her age. No questions. Public safety across the board is not a Trump administration priority.
Shout out to all the schools banning cell phones for mental health reasons and instead, including how to quickly scramble for their locked away phones so they can tell their parents they love them one last time— before baring the door and hiding— as part of standard active shooter drills.
Good grief JD, we get it. The Heritage Foundation is going to "remove" Trump and install you. (Never rob a bank with anyone in the Trump administration. They seriously can't stop themselves from saying the quiet part out loud.)
It's truly remarkable that with RFK's well-documented 15 yrs of heroin addiction, he still had time to acquire degrees in the Public Health, Virology, Environmental and Ocean Sciences. Truly. Remarkable.
Our district has a *new* website with parent forms that apparently require completion before students are granted access to their schedules. Who’s up for a game of form hide & seek? Extra pts if you find them before the high schooler loses her mind because HER FRIENDS ALREADY HAVE THEIR SCHEDULES!
Trump: "Please join me in praying for everyone involved!" The kids just killed WERE IN CHURCH FUCKING PRAYING when they were shot to death you goddamn fucktwat. #GunSenseNOW
what a cunt.
It’s more distraction. MAGA was promised the heads of pedo Dems, and they won’t be satisfied until the Epstein files are released, and EVERY dirty secret is exposed. So go ahead— deport innocent people, tank our economy, militarize Blue cities— none of that’s gonna change the demand for the files.
Vance has to make others feel like less, in order to feel like more. On the bright side; No one will ever hate JD Vance as much as JD hates himself.
Well no fucking duh Vance didn’t try and defend Trump’s agenda… He’s already measuring the Oval Office couches for slipcovers.
FACT: We’re 31 wks into the Trump 2.0 presidency and Project 2025's objectives are 47% complete. ALSO A FACT: The Heritage Foundation needs MAGAs support to continue this momentum, but their approval of Trump is tanking. It’ll be fun to see how this "problem" is sorted out. shorturl.at/1eFty
"There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water"
Ditto. But now I feel obligated to seek one out, order the entire menu to-go and then find the closest soup kitchen.
hehehe. Yup, AND... regardless of how many constitutional crises Trump invents, govt employees Trump fires, immigrants Trump deports, tariffs Trump imposes, gold leaf Trump covers the WH in, or military operations against US citizens Trump orders— MAGA’s demand for the Epstein files isn’t waning.
hmmm. What do you thinks the odds are that Jeff's dead voters are directly connected to his imaginary Iranian Mother Ship?
I wouldn't worry. RFK and the MAHA crusaders are already working overtime to remove food dyes and highly processed food from our diets— thus insuring American bodies become such high performing machines that polio, measles, smallpox, etc will run screaming, and vaccines will become unnecessary.
The good news for Alina is her hometown coffee shop is legitimately advertising for help and— NO TAX ON TIPS!
I don’t know who’s running Margaret’s show but if overexposure is the goal, she’s nailing it.
If we do I call dibs on Margarita Island.
Trump's job isn't to understand. Trump's job is to follow the instruction he's given.
Oh dear. Now that Cuomo is Trump's darling where's that leave Adams and friends?
Hmmm. This makes me suspect the town council in my small New Jersey town may be moonlighting as council in Edinburgh.
Umm, yeah. They literally told voters they'd make it hard before making it better. They were very transparent about their agenda. We weren't listening. No that’s not true, some of us were. I was listening, you were listening— but so many other’s simply refused to. And here we are.
Wait. I thought white was the good skin color. Now I'm confused. Damnit Stephen. Pick an enemy already, and stick with it.
I feel seen.
A picture of Newsom’s socials team should really be included in Merriam-Webster’s definition of ‘trolling’.
But did they have tears in their eyes Pam?
Well... Trump's a cunt who works for Putin, and Putin's trying to destroy Zelensky. So obv he was happy to provide Putin with a quick tug & tickle on the red carpet, and is going out of his way to ignore Zelensky. If you're expecting better behavior from Trump, you haven't been paying attention.
Throw in neck deep in some sort of addiction and you’ve got the perfect trifecta of a Trump hire.
Mkay. The meeting that Trump was so eager to literally roll out the red carpet for was really just Putin reminding the world that he holds the balls of The United States of America in his pocket. It was a classic power flex, nothing more nothing less.
Damn. Putin’s cold. Imagine flying all the way to Alaska for a handjob, and then ditching your date before taking him to a thank you lunch.
I mean... it could happen. The Heritage Foundation needs MAGA support to continue their evisceration of our democracy BUT— the candidate they installed as the face of the job is blowing it. Vance has already passive aggressively pushed Trump towards the bus, it makes sense that Putin would as well.
Rubio doesn't have the GOP/MAGA fanbase AND malleability The Heritage Foundation would be looking for in a successor. Plus he consistently exudes uncertainty and fear, like a kid who didn't do the homework and hopes the teacher doesn't call on him.
C'mon. This would honestly only matter if we're to believe Muskrat hadn't already accessed the sensitive data of millions of Americans— And of course he has. DOGE has taken everything they need to ensure that this gov't coup is successful in a way the cosplaying J6'ers never could have dreamed.
If you're planning on peacefully protesting you really need to be prepared for counter protesters. When the bro pushed the woman with the sign... that was assault. Had she been prepared she could have LEGALLY protected herself (and stopped him from simply driving away) with a can of pepper spay.
Tick tock on the quiet sobbing and "I was just doing my job" pleas for understanding.
Someone should let Joel know that when "The Goddess" does arrive to bless our Nation she'll be wearing a string of her enemies balls as a belt.
HA! He's so transparent. Vance was promised the Oval Office if he agreed to push the Project 2025 agenda AND when instructed, throw Trump under the bus insuring his removal. Enter stage right: MAGA, who was promised a list of pedo Dems, won’t be satisfied until EVERY dirty Epstein secret is public.
The idea that allowing Maxwell to testify and then pardoning her will save Trump from being "replaced" is laughable. MAGA was promised the Epstein files and the heads of sex seeking Democrats, and they won’t be satisfied until they get them. The Heritage Foundation knows this. Trump's fucked.
Wait. The unqualified junkie with a brain worm currently holding the top medical advisory position in the United States DIDN'T offer the appropriate public condolences in regards to an act of violence quite possible directly attributed to his own bullshit conspiracy theories? Color me not shocked.
The Trump campaign told voters they'd make it hard before making it better. They were very transparent about their agenda, but we weren't listening. No that’s not true, some of us were. I was listening, but so many other’s simply refused to. And here we are.
Actually today is Pilates. Ghislaine needs to stay limber for all the contorting of the truth she’s been tasked with.
The meeting that didn’t happen, much like the list that doesn’t exist, is all about The Heritage Foundation getting their Presidential transition ducks in a row.
It’s up to the district to say who can and can’t be on school grounds, and up to the local police to enforce a safe school zone. HSA shouldn’t have a say in anything safety and district protocol related.
I'm honestly a bit shocked that they're so blasé about their role in student safety. Our school Superintendent sent a letter to the community back in January outlining the districts legal responsibilities and plans to ensure that every SHSD student has the ability to learn in a safe environment.
He may not be yours, but you’re clearly his. Congratulations.
Worth mentioning: The Dem reps who have left Texas haven't broken any laws (breaking quorum isn't abandoning legislative seats) so... Regardless of what John Cornyn and Kash Patel want to have happen, the best they can hope to achieve is a circle jerk. And perhaps that's actually the point anyhow.
I absolutely agree. We can blame Michelle for giving us that high/low soundbite but she didn't invent the sentiment, it's existed all along. Only once Democrats stop showing up to every knife fight with a pack of spoons, will we actually get in the game.
Nice to see Dem reps finally joining the party but when America comes out the other side of this it won't be thanks to them. The win will be thanks to her citizens refusing to simply accept and comply, choosing instead to demand DEMOCRACY FOR ALL so loudly they were impossible to ignore.
From where I sit it looks like Vance is being pre-activation prepped— So patience is probably all you need.
It's all nothin', until it's somethin'. shorturl.at/bplmF
Ahhh. Suddenly the nightly barrage of drones that were flooding the skies over New Jersey last December makes sense.
In order for the puppeteers at the Heritage Foundation to continue decimating the country, they need Trump’s MAGA supporters to keep blindly loving him. The fact that he’s tanking in the polls and even lost MTG, doesn’t bode well for his future— but looks really great for the guy who loves couches.
Univ of Houston law professor David Froomkin : “It’s baseless to claim the lawmakers in question have abandoned their seats when their absence is clearly tied to the current legislative debate.”
Tell me you're hoping to give FIFA and the Olympic Committees a reason to change their previously chosen venue selections, without telling me.
Christ all mighty. Can some Texan please explain to Abbott that he doesn't actually have the power to remove elected representatives. Extra points if it's done while rolling his sorry ass into the Rio Grande.
I drink Kona. I get the beans from a little company in Staten Island that only sells what they’ve roasted that morning. $10 a pound, cash and carry. They keep their retail operation on the down low, but lucky for me— I have the right connections.
Poor Dersh. At least he can find solace in knowing that for every Martha’s Vineyard door that closes, a Mar-a-Lago janitors closet opens up.
I honestly adore the phrase “self-righteous late-convert ultra-zealous batshittery”, and I promise to henceforth try and work it into at least one conversation a week.
Exactly why regardless of how Trump attempts to distract and distance himself from the Epstein files, they’re not going away. MAGA was promised the heads of sex seeking Democrats, and they won’t be satisfied until EVERY dirty secret is exposed. Pardoning Maxwell will only delay the inevitable.
You'd think at this point Trump would understand his MAGA base a bit better. They're not gonna be distracted from the #Trumpstein files. Not by his Musk bromance gone sour. Not by their MeMaw’s nurse being deported. AND NOT by coddling (or pardoning) Ghislaine Maxwell. They want what was promised.
Oh please with the State of Florida. This rule/law/fantasy to jerk off to is unenforceable. It is however another reason Florida can suck my left tit.
After a flight where the plane was so low it was clipping trees as we passed over the Everglades, we already refer to them as “Death Air”. So this trajectory seems on track.
Trump’s eyes at yesterday Scotland presser not only looked like those of an old man in cognitive decline, the right one looked a bit post-stroke droopy.
Joke’s on him tho. When the #Trumpstein dirty secrets blow up before Summers end (and they will) every GOP member that’s worked so hard to protect Trump will be home amongst their constituents— with nowhere to run.
“Juice the orange”. Love it. That just might become my go to phrase for the rest of the Summer.
Do we have any evidence that the president's apparently estranged spouse, who does not live in DC, can spell opera?
When Vance is officially activated it will be because Putin/Thiel have decided that our democracy has been sufficiently disemboweled, & our citizens so broken that compliance is the only means of survival. Vance's job will be to obey & represent this new (white, Christian, english speaking) America.
Epstein’s going to be Trumps exit ticket. The Epstein files are threatening to fracture MAGA in a way that vaccines, tariffs or deportations never could— and since the Project 2025 guys are hitting their targets faster than expected, they’re not gonna let Trump’s past extracurriculars fuck that up.
Actually the very worst thing about And Just Like That... is SJP thinking it's worth her time.
Hold up. Is Paula saying there are demons that strictly handle finances— sorta like Satan's CPAs?
Awww. Boo is sad because everyone's dropping 'on the list' names, and Dershowitz isn't consistently one of them. No worries buddy, we know you're there and when the files are released we'll be sure you're just as exposed as the rest.
Agreed. Project 2025 has already achieved a significant number of goals sooner than anticipated, but Trump’s extracurricular drama is now threatening to permanently fracture the MAGA cult. The string-pullers are surely ready to drop Trump, and exposing his ties to Epstein is the perfect last act.
FIFA's already considering, altho perhaps not for the most obvious reasons: "At the core of FIFA's concern is Trump's refusal to meet their secret demands. No tax breaks, no special visa privileges, and full financial transparency. The deals FIFA has quietly enjoyed for decades are being exposed."
Box cutters. If my day is going to end poorly, even if it begins peacefully (and legally), yours is going to end even worse.
No worries since both events are likely to be relocated to a country that aspires a bit less to becoming a white nationalist state.
That lawsuit and its accompanying testimony better happen pretty damn quickly because the cankles on #Trumpstein make me think he may not be around much longer.
The world needs more Curtis Jones. I hear CBS has a time slot they need to fill...
Why? Because no one actually believes 'Operation #Trumpstein' is going to disappear, not even Trump— but he'll keep offering crumbs trying to shift the focus away from it. I’ll tell you what is gonna magically disappear tho… Pam Bondi. Any minute now she’ll be offered up to MAGA as tribute.
Actually since Kean moved his office out of my town and I no longer have the chance to just pop into Finding Kean Friday's, I do have a little time for more fun.
Two ducks, I'm here too.
I think there prob is a piss tape, and that it features at least one underage girl.
I’m not sure if anyone’s said it yet but FUCK TRUMP.
I seriously believe in my heart of hearts that Epstein will be Trump’s ultimate undoing. And I’ll be there for every glorious minute of it.
NEWS FLASH: No one cares who Jeffries knows well enough, respects or endorses.
Please tell me again how badly the Musk/Trump love affair ended, and that it wasn't a fabricated distraction from Iran, Epstein, tariffs, ICE (should I keep going?)...
Laughable since it's their constituents calling the most loudly for the files to be released. This is going to fun!
Wait. Is there a 2026 Tesla covered wagon release date?
Talk about ego... how many times does Cuomo need to lose, before he finally packs it in and goes home?
Here's an explanation: The U.S. Supreme Court (minus Sotomayor, Brown and Kagan) have all been bought and paid for by Russia and Saudi Arabia. End of story.
