she’s the best part of Dead Reckoning because for everyone else it’s the worst day of their lives but for Paris it’s the best because she Loves Murder

absolutely thrilled to drive that mrap like it's a monster truck

that lead up to that chase was where I honestly was starting to feel my attention wander, I wasn’t really feeling invested in Grace’s chemistry with Ethan, and then here comes Paris cackling while drifting through a plaza cafe and I was Back In

idk how i feel about the ex post facto rabbits foot reveal, i guess its better than just a JJ mystery box bullshit

also goddamn that was like five different explanations of the previous plot, test audiences must have been so fucking confused lol

Cmon everyone knows to turn off their brains for these movies or they’d be unwatchable

also my god they used the term "chosen one"

love the idea that the US missile fields just have wild horses vibing around on them

movies sure love seeing London get blown up

tests well with audiences from every country (no one ask why the British test audience was from Bournemouth)

Also love Nick Offerman playing Mark Milley

You guys are using liquid-fueled missiles?

Nark Milleyman died for our sins

also goddamn the flag watch in the HW is fucking huuuuge

i also appreciate the presidential honorguard snubbing the space force

she has crazy and unexpected chemistry with Simon Pegg in this movie