Pineapple actually the greatest fruit ever Tastes delicious by itself, tenderizes meat, helps you digest Goes in desserts, goes on pizza, al pastor tacos Like what more can you ask if a fruit???
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It does not go on pizza u monster
aug 27, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Pineapple contains an enzyme called bromelain which is good for lung health.
aug 27, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
That it does not make my tongue itch.
aug 27, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view
It grills well, too!
aug 27, 2025, 6:33 pm • 2 0 • view
The only bromeliad food crop too. A true rebel fruit.
aug 28, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
That it be crisp? That it be grown within the contiguous 48 states? That it not cost $3+ each?
aug 27, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Tomato
aug 27, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I could ask it to be free.
aug 27, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
The rind is too pokey
aug 27, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Reframe the problem. Also doubles up as a weapon if needed. GOAT fruit
aug 27, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
I would ask it to please camp elsewhere other than my pizza, but that’s just me.
aug 27, 2025, 4:29 pm • 2 0 • view
No
aug 27, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
OK in the yogurt, but keep it off my pizza. Also, spoiler alert: canned pineapple strongly resembles a wet kitchen sponge. (Source: Growing up in the UK. Sorry, UK.)
aug 27, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s quality, especially if you’re able to get ahold of it fresh
aug 27, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Removes piles.
aug 27, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
True, fact, yes it does, yum pineapple! 🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍
aug 28, 2025, 9:46 am • 1 1 • view
And it digests you back!😃 But seriously ... not PIZZA Don't start the Pizza wars.
aug 27, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Helps break up hair in your bunny rabbits belly
aug 27, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Great fruit. But NOT on pizza. Sorry.
aug 27, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Great with Tajin
aug 27, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
It's true. The bromelain kinda hurts my throat, but I'm still in. And pineapple/ham pizza fuckin rules
aug 27, 2025, 6:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Eat it with fresh mint it's rediculous 👌👍
aug 27, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn't realize there was pineapple in my bag of peppers and onions I added to my spaghetti sauce until I ate it. Turns out it was amazing! 💯 will make this again 🍍
aug 27, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d ask pineapple to go away. Leave my pizza and tacos alone
aug 27, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
I was going to argue with you re: apples, but I think you’re right that pineapple is more versatile. Gotta have some in sweet n sour and in lemon chicken, too.
aug 27, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes!! Pineapple is elite. There’s nothing it can’t do. I even tried it with chicken and sauce once and it was amazing. 🍍💛
aug 27, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
For fun we made a pizza with pineapple, mango, banana, strawberry. And I didn't care for it, but it wasn't terrible. Pineapple was the least offensive of the bunch. Texture was the reigning issue, and pineapple remained intact. I'd take it over green peppers on a pizza. Peppers are just overwhelming
aug 27, 2025, 5:49 pm • 0 0 • view
With the right balancing, Id bet most of those could be made to work to varying degrees, but all together.. yeah..
aug 27, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Honestly in terms of flavor it was okay. Like a hot fruit bowl... I wouldn't eat it again. Not with the cheese anyway. But the fruit save for the pineapple and mango turned to mush. Not appetizing. This monstrosity surprisingly didn't go to waste. It got eaten by my coworkers. I expected worse tbh.
aug 27, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow, that’s impressive hahah. Alls well that ends well 🤣
aug 27, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
If strawberry’s watermelon blackberries and raspberries didn’t exist
aug 27, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Screws up Jello though
aug 27, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Those who hate pinaple on pizza are cowards 🍍
aug 27, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Pizza is a bridge too far.
aug 27, 2025, 4:48 pm • 9 0 • view
You gotta have the right toppings with it!! Bbq sauce Mozzarella Chicken Bacon Pineapple Jalapeno Red onion Goes so fucking hard
aug 27, 2025, 4:59 pm • 7 0 • view
Also bbq. Ugh. You must be from a broken family.
aug 27, 2025, 5:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, yes, and also was raised in Missouri so that's definitely part of it 😂
aug 27, 2025, 5:08 pm • 4 0 • view
I always appreciate someone with a sense of humor. Also chicken? God.
aug 27, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Do you like anything?? 😂
aug 27, 2025, 5:13 pm • 6 0 • view
Pizza in little Italy nyc
aug 27, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Try a Hawaiian pizza sometime. Delicious!
aug 28, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
It makes my mouth feel funny
aug 27, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
It absolutely DOES NOT belong on pizza!
aug 27, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Best pineapple I've ever had was on the side of the road in Puerto Rico That jawn was warm and still tasted incredible
aug 27, 2025, 6:32 pm • 4 0 • view
Chili powder goes great with it
aug 27, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Counterpoint: tomato
aug 27, 2025, 4:13 pm • 7 0 • view
The always overlooked savory fruit.
aug 27, 2025, 6:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Well apparently it can start a fucking world war at the suggestion it can go on a pizza…..
aug 28, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
Sweet and sour👍
aug 27, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Love it. Toppings. Marinades. Solo. Pineapple and Jalapeño pizza for this guy. Sweet and spicy.
aug 27, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
That it doesn't leave my tastebuds scarred by acid and unable to process any other flavours for the next hour. 😜
aug 27, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
It also doubles beautifully as a weapon if need be youtu.be/_WABmx5VcyE
aug 27, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
It also feels amazing to drink when you have strep throat. The worst time I ever got it, I couldn't even swallow my own spit or water without severe pain. Pineapple juice felt like heaven!
aug 27, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
For me to not be allergic to it.
aug 27, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Forgot helps dissipate bruising and is good for girlies 'cause...well, you'll find out.
aug 27, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
I tried to drink a ton of pineapple juice one morning to solve a hangover because it seemed so refreshing, resulting in immediate projectile vomiting, so I can tell you, it is not for this!
aug 27, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
It is by far my favourite fruit, but it sends me into anaphylaxis and fully closes over my throat 🥹 I would simply ask it to not do that. A few times my allergies have been triggered by other things and I’ve had to take allergy meds and I go to TOWN on a can of pineapple! *!do not do this, ever!*
aug 27, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Well it could grow faster...2 years is a damn long time to wait for Tacos.
aug 27, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
You had me until “pizza.”
aug 27, 2025, 7:56 pm • 2 0 • view
If it helps me to poop 👍
aug 27, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Great with cinnamon or nutmeg on and air-fried too!
aug 27, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
It's the best thing ever when you have a snootful of snot too. Thins out that mucus. Combines with ginger beautifully.
aug 27, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Bonus for pineapple processors looking for other job opportunities - cat burgler for example, it eventually dissolves your fingerprints. Or so I've heard. On the other hand, it doesn't actually go on pizza.
aug 27, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Also great for cocktails
aug 27, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
I could ask it to not eat me while I'm trying to consume it.
aug 27, 2025, 5:29 pm • 2 0 • view
I looked before I posted this exact comment. Hate to be a repeater. 😂
aug 27, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Any fruit that doesn’t leave sores in my mouth.
aug 27, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Pineapple is 2nd only to tomato
aug 27, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
We're supposed to be bridging massive ideological gulfs concerning the use of force and hierarchy and MF can't even let you enjoy pineapple on pizza because they are such virulent food racists. Lol. Don't like it, don't eat it. Problem solved.
aug 27, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view