I have a headache just looking at it

Buzzball brethren, @janochoa.bsky.social

in my experience, the ones that you think would be “best” (aka citrus/fruit flavors) are actually the “worst”

Accurate. The cream-based ones like cookie nookie and choco tease are a lot less painful the next day.

I was horrified to drink a horchata one with my friends, and then I was like… Oh

15% seems highly excessive

It's in line with a standard-ish wine pour, and most wines are between 11%-15%. Now, if you cut it with vodka, like College Me would have done...

I think if you can pop it with a pull tab like that people treat it like beer.

I don't think anyone is drinking this like a glass of wine though...

Oh, I know, I was just pointing out that the pour size and ABV are similar. Also, I've seen my fair share of 'wine girls' that will go through bottles of sweet fizzy crap like it's water, so...

Every country road ditch is littered with thousands of these fuckers

Certified colors

“All we found of him was an empty Buzzball and his pants”

And a trail of neon orange vomit leading into the sea

Ah, I see by the ol' clock on the wall it's "Who needs a pancreas anyway?" o'clock

When you're ready to make REALLY poor life choices - www.buzzballz.com/product-type...

Please post an update/review! Always looking for new ways to tie one on

I am the liquor

may the Emperor protect you

look if you’re going to die tonight at least you’re in a lovely place

These have a very strong association w/ away matches at FC Dallas and drinking in a parking lot in Frisco...

Lightweight

Trying to imagine drinking 1.75l of this. I would absolutely die. The front end is so sweet and the back end is so astringent, this stuff is insane. As a college freshman, I would have drank so much of these.

If you add in a mixer, like a seltzer or juice, it makes for a more pleasant experience.

I thought the point was that these were ready to go, straight out of the ball.

Oh that’s definitely the point! I just decided to play with some as mixers too and found it was more enjoyable with something to cut all the sweetness.

If you could somehow get the sweet taste and the bitter aftertaste to arrive at the same time, these would be super lethal.

Truly. (And I’m also very glad they were not a thing when I was a college freshman.)

ORANGE WINE WITH PEACH JUICE man what are we putting into our bodies

Yeah, but the colors are CERTIFIED.

I bought one and mixed it with a half bottle of generic club soda and a shot of rum and it was frighteningly delicious.

real cane sugar would make that healthy.

Barely remember having a conversation the first week of college in which a friend tried to convince me that Poland Spring vodka was not the same as the water company of the same name, because the bottom of the p in “spring” actually curved to the right, so the name was really “Poland Sering.”

It’s actually normal for it to curve to the right like that

It’s a women owned company

I was going to insult these things in favor of The Ohio State University's own Four Lokos as the drink of choice for killing college kids, but then I saw this, and I don't wanna get canceled

Looking into this $12 for a handle brand of vodka, my friend might have had a point. This lower case p is super messed up.

I think i'll stick with the always delightful Monopolowa Potato Vodka---from Austria and sold at Trader Joe's for $14 www.totalwine.com/spirits/vodk...

Miss the days of buying a $3 pint of arrow something or other vodka and a couple of 32 ounce gatorades as mixer. What a time to be alive.

No no you must be confusing it with the word “spring”- a “sgring” is a polish word meaning “sewer specifically for diarrhea”

The WHAT vodka

This is like pure gasoline. Also, I don't remember the p being this fucked up.

I used that as an antiseptic once

omg what were your flavor choices. does it taste like Mad Dog. I am dry heaving imagining the PEACH

Pretty clearly need to shake it up and open it like you just won the Grey Cup

It’s the gateway hooch to beatbox

Did you die?

The American Corote.

Godspeed, Norm. We believe in you.

This should be the prelude to every episode of “Fightin’ ‘Round the World”

“Orange wine” ok

EXP: N/A

Who certified the colors

“Certified colors” and 15% alcohol, that’s quality 😂

If you live I’d like a full trip report

Certified colors?