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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social

POV: You’re in the whimsical house with the secret rooms.

aug 31, 2025, 8:41 pm • 400 30

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srput.bsky.social @srput.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 8:48 pm • 7 0 • view
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Laruna Softpaw @larunasoftpaw.bsky.social

Just rewatched the end of Stardust Crusaders and this made me think of DIO's mansion.

aug 31, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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busillis @busillis.bsky.social

Hey, which way to the bathroom? "Just take the zipline to the spiral hallway and the second secret door down it to the puzzle room with the trapdoor, and..." Right sure man, this potted plant ok? "... yeah that's what I do too."

aug 31, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social

When they let this guy go to architecture school

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aug 31, 2025, 10:10 pm • 6 0 • view
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social

When you try to verify if he's licensed in your state he just replies "trust me"

aug 31, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social

Not shown: one of the rooms is Fred Willard and his organ from I Think You Should Leave

aug 31, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tom Taylorson @taylorson.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com

Exactly

aug 31, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pablum Opus @pablumopus.bsky.social

unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, I mean hole

aug 31, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ted Brassfield @tedbrassfield.bsky.social

I mean, such fun, but the waivers everyone will have to sign to visit must be overwhelming. Maybe there's a really good dumb waiter situation for laundry and other basic functions of life?

aug 31, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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dogcolumbo.bsky.social @dogcolumbo.bsky.social

How many takes for this? "Act more surprised." Motherfucker, one secret door is a surprise. How about a regular door?

aug 31, 2025, 9:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kevin Faulk's Right Jab @faulksrightjab.bsky.social

No one comes out of the room with like 15 doors.

aug 31, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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That Bishop Plainview Guy @sundodgerband.bsky.social

All I see are red flags all over the place.

sep 1, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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chrisbaileyguy.bsky.social @chrisbaileyguy.bsky.social

After about the third "fun" reveal, I'd just want to know where the exit is.

aug 31, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social

I'm trying to imagine the mom in this scenario trying to carry a clothing basket full of laundry on one hip while going through 6 doors to get to the captain America room. I think she'd burn it down herself.

aug 31, 2025, 8:47 pm • 8 0 • view
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patiestp.bsky.social @patiestp.bsky.social

I've seen this guy on Instagram. He doesn't believe in income tax.

sep 1, 2025, 12:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Sheila Bee @sheilabane.bsky.social

Surprising lol

sep 1, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view