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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com

“Scumbag” is a protected class now

aug 5, 2025, 2:07 am • 1,209 199

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LawnChairMedia @lawnchairmedia.bsky.social

Pretty much was ...with the amount of capital devoted to the legal defense of wealthy sexpests

aug 5, 2025, 3:18 am • 0 0 • view
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social

You are not allowed to think that Howard Lutnick "seems like kind of a shitty guy" anymore, in a business capacity. If you put that in an email he can sue you for it. You have to apologize in court for thinking his haircut is bad.

aug 5, 2025, 2:20 am • 194 6 • view
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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social

But he is a shitty guy, Blanche!!

aug 5, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social

I assume you saw the David Mamet thing today. He should be all over this.

aug 5, 2025, 2:35 am • 4 0 • view
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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social

dudley in the novels is so evil. he’s the happiest guy on earth, all smiles, and he is the devil.

aug 5, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Jerome @fjerome.bsky.social

Still allowed to say it in a house of worship for now

aug 5, 2025, 2:22 am • 8 0 • view
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Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social

Keeping the silence in the Friends meeting until moved by the Inner Light to shit talk Cantor Fitzgerald co chairs Kyle and Brandon Lutnick for 25 straight minutes.

aug 5, 2025, 2:47 am • 6 0 • view
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Mr Chompers @sharparoni.bsky.social

Howard Buttlick

aug 5, 2025, 3:19 am • 54 1 • view
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social

I agree with this.

aug 5, 2025, 3:21 am • 33 0 • view
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bjkeefe.bsky.social @bjkeefe.bsky.social

Even better, since it's a pure rearrangement: Nutlick.

aug 5, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social

“Why is he like this?” Is now classified as hate speech.

aug 5, 2025, 2:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social

It's the only protected class.

aug 5, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
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dansky21.bsky.social @dansky21.bsky.social

Crypto crash is way overdue!

aug 5, 2025, 2:28 am • 4 0 • view
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Justin. @uhjustin.bsky.social

We’ve already had one. Let’s nail that shit deep into the ground.

aug 5, 2025, 8:59 am • 0 0 • view
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PaulMHathaway @paulmhathaway.bsky.social

The secret to Trump's electoral success is he activated all the assholes who were always too self-centered to bother voting, told them they were getting robbed by all the polite, sociable people.

aug 5, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hack Jarlow @gerrydorsey.bsky.social

Your honor my fedora clearly gives me privileges not afforded to the stablecoinless.

aug 5, 2025, 2:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social

Defending the right to borrow against the value of magic beans.

aug 5, 2025, 9:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Orion Kidder @orionkidder.bsky.social

Soon, it will be the only one. It'll be treason to say anything negative about billionaires.

aug 5, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr Scumbag @mrscumbag.bsky.social

It's about time.

aug 5, 2025, 10:20 am • 0 0 • view
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velikonjamg.bsky.social @velikonjamg.bsky.social

At least these bankers brought it on themselves by supporting Trump or at least thinking they could do business with him. When they wouldn’t when he was just a sleazy developer.

aug 5, 2025, 3:18 am • 0 0 • view
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DaemonAAc / Bunny @daemonaac.bsky.social

As is 'fraudster'. I mean, excuse me: 'fraudster in chief'.

aug 5, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Isaac Rabinovitch @isaac32767.picknit.com

Indeed. vineyardgazette.com/news/2025/07...

aug 5, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Meet Hot Toydarians in Your Parsec 新金梦 @xinjinmeng.neocities.org

We're hoping that the EO is vaguely-worded enough to scare the credit-card companies into giving us back our games and porn. 🤞

aug 5, 2025, 4:35 am • 1 0 • view