So, uncomfortable cooperation is the motto of this episode. Sort of. Not really? First, fucking Gaeta sings to his missing leg, now removed by Cottle, and this makes Sam wonder and Gauis sad. The Leader Six and Fleet leaders chat an alliance and a strategy. 2/7
Unbox Lucy Lawless and blow up resurrection hub. This will put them on a level playing field with humans, and since the rebel Cylons can't use it anymore why not fuck over the other asshole Cylons. Almost immediately both sides come up with secret plans to betray each other of course. 3/7
The final four contemplate how massively fucked they are if Lucy Lawless outs them to the fleet. But also they are kind of curious about the fifth. Who could the fifth be? Probably gonna be a underwhelming reveal, isn't it? I already know... 4/7
Laura is also keeping things from the Quorem, and Apollo asks her to talk to them, so this gives Leader Six a chance to talk to the Quorem and realize she ain't actually feeling betrayal. She is gonna try and stop it yes she is... but... Those Opera house visions are back. 5/7
Which Laura denies but Gauis spills the beans on his podcast, which gets Tori slut shamed (gross). Tori then has a mad at Gauis, who basically says "it's true because my ex told me." Anyway Starbuck's hybrid revelations get Laura on a raptor to the basestar with Gauis willing or no... 6/7
Because he is in the opera house vision too. They go to the hybrid... While Sharon has an opera house freak our for no reason and shoots Leader Six for stopping for moppet Hera. Which apparently leads to the Hybrid doing a freak jump of the Basestar while Gaeta sings. 7/7