this is the most positive press i’ve ever seen about this site & it feels nice knowing i could help contribute
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Brit did you write this article
aug 27, 2025, 11:31 pm • 8 0 • view
gonna be completely honest here: i didn’t even read the article
aug 27, 2025, 11:32 pm • 14 0 • view
😱
aug 27, 2025, 11:33 pm • 4 0 • view
That one dudes moms gonna be busy
aug 27, 2025, 11:50 pm • 26 1 • view
evergreen
aug 27, 2025, 11:50 pm • 12 0 • view
just like that horse vulva
aug 28, 2025, 12:08 am • 6 0 • view
Hehehe - that site is called ars
aug 28, 2025, 10:39 am • 4 0 • view
i wish i could have helped. im proud of you.
aug 28, 2025, 12:13 am • 3 0 • view
Finally some honest coverage of what we’re doin out here
aug 28, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
survey says
aug 28, 2025, 4:29 am • 0 0 • view
The vibes here at bluesky sure are immaculate 🥰
aug 28, 2025, 6:17 am • 22 2 • view
Sriracha Dick Stays Winning!
aug 27, 2025, 11:57 pm • 4 0 • view
somehow this one has remained unflagged as far as i can tell lol
aug 27, 2025, 11:58 pm • 8 0 • view
At this point it is an old friend. Like Chelsea’s Dick Floss. Horrified at first, now I find comfort in it. I am a very normal person.
aug 28, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
are we doing greatest hits? can I request cinnamon rolls?
aug 28, 2025, 12:14 am • 5 0 • view
sure, bud
aug 28, 2025, 12:19 am • 7 1 • view
lol. Hell yeah.
aug 28, 2025, 12:36 am • 2 0 • view
o7 you're a real one
aug 28, 2025, 12:19 am • 2 0 • view
Unfortunately, I have very little to contribute. ☹️
aug 27, 2025, 11:25 pm • 3 0 • view
... 38? Uh oh.
aug 28, 2025, 12:21 am • 4 0 • view
🫡
aug 28, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view
Not only that but here its a high chance that it's a girl talking about her dick.🩵🩷🩵🩷 power to the trans folk
aug 28, 2025, 7:27 am • 2 0 • view
I feel we all arose to the event. We will see to it that we will stand fast and firm; for a solid and exciting future. Though, we should not let those feelings burst forth too quickly but hold fast and see through to a euphoric ending. Let the cup overflow to erect an overflowing Utopia! *Cough*
aug 28, 2025, 7:06 am • 2 0 • view
Icthyologist: 'When I am on Bluesky and I talk about fish people ask me about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter now people say they want to kill my family because they're Jewish or whatever.' Lol
aug 28, 2025, 12:52 am • 6 0 • view
i assumed it was a shop, are you telling me the dick joke article is real, because i’m not gonna check so if you are telling me that im gonna believe you even if you’re lying
aug 27, 2025, 11:39 pm • 10 0 • view
I can't even tell if this was meant to be sarcastic anymore
aug 28, 2025, 12:09 am • 5 0 • view
Alf-hog Army, roll out!
aug 28, 2025, 12:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I haven’t thought about ars technica in probably 5 years
aug 27, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 2:04 am • 6 0 • view
We made it!
aug 28, 2025, 6:23 am • 2 0 • view
Thank you for your service 🫡
aug 27, 2025, 11:25 pm • 4 0 • view
I'm doing my part.
aug 28, 2025, 12:02 am • 4 0 • view
Doing my part after doing your dad
aug 28, 2025, 12:04 am • 37 2 • view
doing ur dad’s part 🫳🎤
aug 28, 2025, 12:06 am • 18 0 • view
Hey I keep randomly saying things like “penis” and “set penis on fire” and I’m not getting the clickbait I deserve for it
aug 28, 2025, 12:08 am • 11 2 • view
aug 28, 2025, 12:10 am • 22 0 • view
@sonic.bsky.social check it out
aug 28, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
hell yeah
aug 28, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
this is like if sonic was assy mcgee
aug 28, 2025, 12:10 am • 6 0 • view
that's exactly what I kept seeing
aug 28, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
From a salaciousness standpoint, and because it must be driving Stephen Miller crazy, nothing beats this yet:
aug 28, 2025, 11:12 am • 0 0 • view
We win
aug 28, 2025, 3:56 pm • 9 0 • view
Have you seen the original article this photoshopped meme started from, though? It’s actually a fairly interesting read. My favourite takeaway is kind of a low key banger, too.
aug 28, 2025, 7:44 pm • 14 0 • view
omg i remember seeing this blurb somewhere too we live in a society
aug 28, 2025, 7:53 pm • 5 0 • view
arstechnica.com/science/2025...
aug 28, 2025, 7:53 pm • 5 0 • view
science & dick jokes are basically one in the same
aug 28, 2025, 7:56 pm • 5 0 • view
I totally understand. Length versus girth.
aug 29, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
No that's. Something.
aug 28, 2025, 7:48 pm • 3 0 • view