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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social

Belichick ending his professional career with an incredibly dysfunctional chapter at UNC because he’s getting Cyclone 3000 Horse Power Wash sloppy toppy is both respectable and relatable.

apr 30, 2025, 7:14 pm • 520 55

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Taylor @taylorklong.bsky.social

Is it that it’s that good or that he’s just happy to be in the game at that age

apr 30, 2025, 7:35 pm • 89 0 • view
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social

she's probably not doing anything too crazy but for him it's completely new so he's ready to lose it all.

apr 30, 2025, 7:36 pm • 7 0 • view
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Taylor @taylorklong.bsky.social

He’s in the thrilled he still gets to suit up years

apr 30, 2025, 7:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ben Cas (Prefers when LB's turn their heads around in coverage) @bcas98.bsky.social

I do love how when we first heard about this relationship, this video accompanied it.

apr 30, 2025, 7:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Taylor @taylorklong.bsky.social

iwbh there’s nothing about a blurry screencap of a shirtless Bill Beli that makes me want to click to see more

apr 30, 2025, 7:43 pm • 14 0 • view
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social

Bill Belly was right there

apr 30, 2025, 7:44 pm • 9 0 • view
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Taylor @taylorklong.bsky.social

gdi, you’re right, I really fumbled there

apr 30, 2025, 7:45 pm • 6 0 • view
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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks

he's 74, his mind has to be blown by even the most modest of tricks on it

apr 30, 2025, 7:46 pm • 237 3 • view
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Taylor @taylorklong.bsky.social

Exactly

apr 30, 2025, 7:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Your Favorite DEI Veteran @akgrl33.bsky.social

One day we were trying to gently explain to grams what friends with benefits meant, and she's like oh! a fuck buddy! And we're like grams you can't say fuck buddy, and she goes Diana I don't know where you got the idea I'm some prude. I have 6 kids.

apr 30, 2025, 7:48 pm • 89 3 • view
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rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social

My 80 year old aunt said the same thing to her adult children and grandchildren when they played Cards Against Humanity and she played the Anal Beads card.

may 9, 2025, 3:00 pm • 19 0 • view
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Ike @ilikeike.bsky.social

My wife's 90 year old grandpa, when we were shocked he knew 'taint' during Cards against humanity: "pussy, taint, ass. They taught us that in the army!"

may 9, 2025, 3:50 pm • 19 0 • view
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Your Favorite DEI Veteran @akgrl33.bsky.social

I must have missed that day in basic training lol

may 9, 2025, 3:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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the nigh omniscient padishah innominate one @vir-innominatum.bsky.social

Officer candidate school

may 9, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social

I’m from New Jersey. We learned those words (and more!) on the school bus in grade school.

may 9, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wza @wza1989.bsky.social

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks

to put it eloquently: last time he was out here, Out Here was different

apr 30, 2025, 7:47 pm • 288 4 • view
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social

We’re on to Tulum

apr 30, 2025, 7:53 pm • 4 1 • view
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Taylor @taylorklong.bsky.social

He’s absolutely made at least one joke about understanding what hawk tuah means now

apr 30, 2025, 7:55 pm • 8 0 • view
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social

all of you please stop putting the most disgusting images ever in my head

apr 30, 2025, 7:49 pm • 73 0 • view
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Taylor @taylorklong.bsky.social

lmao yeah you’re right to say this

apr 30, 2025, 7:50 pm • 7 0 • view
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social

big forever unclean vibes happening

apr 30, 2025, 7:50 pm • 39 0 • view
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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks

it's bill belichick's fault not ours!

apr 30, 2025, 7:53 pm • 15 0 • view
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social

He shoulda talked to Del Curry first.

may 9, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social

Soon enough, they'll be out there pegging in Tulum.

apr 30, 2025, 7:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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manic kirby dream land @loggingintoday.bsky.social

i do not know what i’m about to type into a search engine but i’m absolutely about to type it into a search engine

may 9, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Greg with Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social

She's not even a child of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos. She's a child of her:

Miley Cyrus in mouse licking face and winking leotard. She is licking downwards. The mouse's ears cover her breasts.
may 9, 2025, 4:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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irishoutsider @irishoutsider.bsky.social

Coach does not have the cholesterol to be out here

may 9, 2025, 2:09 pm • 53 1 • view
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Greg with Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social

I love that the two authors I most closely associate with the word "Beloved" are Toni Morrison and Solomon Missouri. End of list.

may 9, 2025, 4:33 pm • 16 1 • view
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Fr. John Chungus @sorocchungus.bsky.social

The last time Coach was Out Here the US was on the Silver Standard

may 9, 2025, 3:10 pm • 6 0 • view
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🐱302czar🐱 @302czar.bsky.social

Can't hate. Let him cook.

apr 30, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social

who amongst us can judge

apr 30, 2025, 7:24 pm • 46 1 • view
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Jon @buckchaser.bsky.social

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SaltyIII @saltyiii.bsky.social

50 year difference is just fucking gross. But viagra! Right?

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J.C. @jcmedia1.bsky.social

LMFAO

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Your Favorite DEI Veteran @akgrl33.bsky.social

Sloppy toppy 🤣

apr 30, 2025, 7:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social

she hit the gooch and he was ready to sign away all 6 superbowls

apr 30, 2025, 7:37 pm • 75 0 • view
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social

she's moving on it like prime lev bell

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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social

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coper kupp country @camorooni.bsky.social

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Matt Johnson @mattjohnson.bsky.social

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John Fraley @johndavidfraley.bsky.social

jesus lucifer christ, nicholas

apr 30, 2025, 7:36 pm • 18 0 • view
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StephenWLee @gullpondguy.bsky.social

My 74 year old uncle was dating a 26 year old and one day he asked me "do you think she's only with me for the money?" To which I replied "who cares?"

may 9, 2025, 4:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Big Daddy Drix 🏳️‍🌈 @bddrix.bsky.social

it’s certainly neither of those things but it is understandable

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Jammy Shammy @jamsham.com

Why did I open this app today

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