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Oh brother Kirk and his dumbass dog
UNC’s Athletic Director:
Centuries ago
Game so bad the announcers are talking about hypothetical revenge NEXT year. Belichick is gonna be long gone.
Aww a very very abridged montage about his dad down 27 (soon to be 34) points.
Bill writing down the positions he wants to try later tonight.
Game so bad I have to learn about the dead Leg QB’s family.
41-14 - love a good score palindrome.
Nah this white has Alex Smith zombie leg?? Gio is on a plane to Alcatraz.
Okay time to check in on non UNC-T.. what the fuck
Okay I’m worried - there’s a white out there now
Belichick ending his professional career with an incredibly dysfunctional chapter at UNC because he’s getting Cyclone 3000 Horse Power Wash sloppy toppy is both respectable and relatable.
Can’t wait for episode one!
Belichick is gonna call ICE on Gio Lopez
Safeway Oatmeal & Raisin cookie.
Look I hate saying this - I’m just a guy eating a cookie but I feel confident saying these UNC fellas have QUIT.
ESPN running these Belichick montages down 20 (soon to be 27) is hilarious
Divorce is just an opportunity to try again.
Deep PA and having to scramble is so demoralizing lmaooo.
Kinda crazy they went away from it.
Nah come on now, I’d fight someone
17 plays for 20 yards!!
Bill you might be in trouble dog.
That opening UNC drive feels like it happened decades ago.
We’re like two more failed drives from seeing Jordon getting with Jerry Jones.
Bill’s Legacy
Bill Belichick’s NFL experience:
Freddie Kitchens about to cook the most diabolical fourth three and out.
3 three and outs and 10 points I sure know how to call them.
Oh right it’s Freddie Kitchens
3 and out by defense and a TD drive by the offense since the above post.
Ah man, TCU might suck ass.
You think Jordon put an AirTag in Bill’s hoodie.
“She was mature for her age come on”
Will Anderson and Danielle Hunter when they meet at the Clone:
Big offseason for epidurals.
Bad news for LA to open Week 1 with.
no bronzer and he looks like he lost his hair lmfaooo.
Looking great sir!!
Goodbye Kenneth Walker
Or they’re gonna have him in the booth like:
I think something is wrong with Trump because there’s no way he’d willingly miss Bill Belichick’s UNC debut.
Yeah those white babies should not be talking like that.
the biggest winners of CFB Week 1 being Matt Patricia and Carson Beck was not on my bingo card.
Hell yeah kid. Michael Irvin was ready to take that kicker’s soul if he had missed.
Miami’s shitty kicker must be having a panic attack rn Damn near 50 yarder lmaoo.
Trump rn:
Hey Tammy Carr lol
This Jarhead ass ND QB sucks ass.
Does Mario Cristobal know what a clock is.
Yah the big leagues take over next Sunday. Similar to why you see NFL games on Saturday near the end of the season.
WHEEEEEEWWWWW
RULE OF COOL - THAT SHOULD STAND
wearing the Geno Smith Geno Smith Jersey on my first date next Saturday.
we're leaving this labor day weekend with a soul.
loved smash hammer, because it was either my WR1 getting open on the main read or Brock Bowers getting opened on.
*looks at my drafts* "ctrl + f"
this was my SHIT in Madden 25 shoutout GreenBay Playbook.
the biggest winners of CFB Week 1 being Matt Patricia and Carson Beck was not on my bingo card.
I get enamored with the jawline and then I look up and I can smell the spray paint.
Look Marcus Freeman is very handsome that being said his fade looks spray painted on.
They finally got into Trump’s phone and they’re having Marco Rubio post.
catholics vs Cubans, let's lock in.
damn - next man up
Pretty fun flick. Austin Butler and Zoe Kravitz were hot and awesome. There’s a character that I can only describe as peak henchmen Toadie.
Will report back 🫡
Last Sunday cinema until February
Bring me LaNorris Sellers
Getting your doo doo drawers exposed like that is crazy.
Go search Mekhi Becton on the other site and then come back to me.
Jerry talking about run defense reminds me of this:
Or Indianapolis
Or Pittsburgh (🪵) or Cincinnati or Tennessee or Miami.
Im more of a dig route kind of a guy but yeah.
Jerry doing a Rebound re-signing after trading Micah Parsons is so funny.
Tariq Woolen enjoy Cleveland.
getting a motivational text from my QB4 brother. I'd be heated.
Denzel Boston get ready to join the long list of Washington receivers who look amazing in college and then do absolutely nothing in the NFL
32-0 run since this moment GO DOGS BAYBEE
Chelsea please call me.
I’m paraphrasing here but my mom saw nuss on TV and said “that’s a really white baby”
you good @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social
*kicks a ball that goes horizontal with the LOS* Me:
Yeah I’d fake a limp too if I shanked the fuck out of a kick.
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I see the film, I just can’t be convinced that Nussmeier is a franchise QB last name.
One bad step, my ACL, MCL, UCL, PCL, are DEAD.
Feel like I’d tear my shit up running down that Clemson hill.