*banging on the table* burnt toast burnt toast burnt toast

So... Heart, stroke and/or kidneys. Heart and kidneys tend to go hand in hand.

hope he’s getting that VIP medical treatment that’s piping hot garbage and will only accelerate his death

Disagree He’s an old 79. I live in Florida and believe me he’s old for his age His cardiac load is worsened by his weight and general lack of physical activity. The hand bruise is from an IV prob for hydration & multi vitamins admin by unskilled aide, I say it’s his trusty man servant Walt

Was that one blurry photo of him on his way to golf The only proof of life they offered this weekend?

His Truth Socail account appeared to post a week-old pic of Jon Gruden to imply the two played golf this weekend.

Oh and my vote is he had some kind of TIA or stroke and it's noticeable even in his speech.

I'm floating thinking about this

I've got 1 group chat that is running all the scenarios seriously and another that's competing for who can come up with the darkest bar trivia team name for the first game after It Happens.

I have a bunch of memes ready to go

what did group 1 decide? I'm curious

Closest to a consensus is along the lines of what I said earlier (some kind of brain stuff) but there are some people into the weeds for sure.

And one guy is convinced he got that Marilyn Manson surgery, obviously.

The blurry photo was taken by an AFP photog and sent through the pool. Different from the confirmed week-old Gruden pic that Trump posted implying but not explicitly stating it was a new pic

unruptured brain aneurysm baby. second ones coming down the pipe

And aren’t we entitled to be informed of the POTUS’ health? I thought that was a thing.

Only with Democratic presidents.

Ahhh, gotcha

Lost in the bathroom shower again.

The congestive heart failure is going on in the background, but something else is causing this weekend's weird absence. This thread is way too long, and it's just Some Guy, but not a bad collection of evidence that Trump is dealing with recurrent, and far more frequent, transient ischemic strokes.

I feel like the guidelines are: -he's not dead (it would have leaked) -wide range of outcomes (if he was clearly going to be better or worse, people would be jockeying into position) -elective procedure is plausible but what?

No way he is getting a CABG in kidney failure. I mean I guess I have never seen it done for the president so what do I know?

Yeah I don’t think this is “he’s recovering from a facelift,” I put my money on neurological

Abdominoplasty, obviously

CABG? Does that mean he turned into a cabbage?

Ozempic diarrhea

Second-hand Botox poisoning

He hasn't gone to a hospital that I've seen so neuro or CABG doesn't seem likely. Something urinary (retention from BPH?) Cellulitis in his legs? CoVid?

All the card readers are saying Stoke. They are trying to figure out how to continue. Good. Let them squirm. The fucking cockroaches

Im hoping he had a foot amputated

For the rest of us: AI Overview CABG (Coronary Artery Bypass Graft) - is a surgical procedure to treat coronary artery disease by creating a new blood flow path around blocked or narrowed heart arteries, using vessels from other parts of the body to restore blood flow and improve heart function.