This daughter was sprayed with organic pesticides instead of mysterious "chemicals"

Per labeling requirements, if she's ever received antibiotics (even for illness) or eaten conventional produce, she's conventional.

jesus christ

Now lets flip the switch on this scenario, what are you going to do if someones trans son gets into a fight with your organic son, and your organic son gets his ass beat?

they will do ANYTHING to avoid knowing the word cis

Sounds like someone angling for a felony assault charge on a child.

In this household we only condone organic on organic violence, just like it says in the Bible

When you’re a chauvinist transphobe, so don’t hold a door open for a woman but make it clear that it’s not because you’re not chivalrous, but because you refuse to accept her identify.

Does an organic daughter need to be refrigerated or is she shelf stable?

Silicon based daughters last longer.

You'd think so, but Lal there didn't even survive the single episode she appeared in. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Lal

This is why my daughter is free range.

"What scenario can I think up where I can justify beating up a child. Oh, here's one my monocellular brain just farted out"

Oh for the love of God

Organic daughter, as opposed to the one he hollowed out for parts?...

Meet my Organic Daughter, AI.

Sorry bro, I was a "fake boy" for the first 20 years of my life. It didn't work out so well.

Still better than "original recipe"

I don’t have any organic children, only free range children.

It sounds like they're going to slaughter their organic daughter and turn her into steaks or something.

Organic daughter also feels like a slur in a different direction.

magicaljonson, very normally fantasizing about the circumstances in which he could beat up a little girl

the idea that he would also gladly beat up an actual little boy, cis or trans, who got into a fight with his daughter is equally bizarre so you’re an adult man who likes to beat up children? they’d have to waterboard that information out of me

color me shocked that the "coaches should have to inspect your kids' genitals" crowd are a threat to children

I feel like the number one draw for conservatism for men is getting to imagine scenarios where you’d be justified in unleashing violence against a disfavored minority. This thought inspired by a t shirt I saw at the county fair today, reading “Guns don’t kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do.”

jesus fucking christ and i mean, i'm sure i don't have to point this out to y'all, but the pedophile subtext is just *dripping* off that shirt

As it does with all ‘Daddy-Daughter’ type content, yes. Also I swear these guys make a point of wearing these shirts when there’s a mass shooting in the news.

these guys are seriously doing fatherhood all wrong smdh they need to do it the way my dad does (smoking a bunch of weed and showing his daughter his favorite grateful dead shows)

That was also my dad’s method.

a Good Dad

Hell of a thing to admit in public days after two children were killed at school.

Yeah, as I said later, I think some of these people are more likely to wear these shirts when there’s a tragedy in the news.

I picked a hell of a lifetime to make a moral commitment to absolute pacifism

haha yeag

"magicjohnson here, I'm gonna beat your kid"

transfem as well as transmasc kids get caught by this particular gender norm, unfortunately. all trans kids will get hit by bigots, rather than reserving violence for boys (which is shitty in the first place)

I believe the folks in this bagel shop believed there was a weather event from the depths of my sigh just now

Oh sure, NOW they like organic.

The overlap between organic-food types and fascists is larger than one might think.

Mujer originaria

Pretty sure she's still man made. Woman made too.

is he not intervening if a orgogirl attacks his daughter

As far as I know, I'm a carbon-based life form. If I'm wrong, that would explain a few things.

I prefer my kids free range 🙄🐣

ORGANIC are you kidding

So... You'd let your kid get beat up as long as the attacker was a cisgender female? (I know there's a lot more wrong with this than that, but y'all seem to have already pointed out most of it lol)

My favorite part is the way the transphobe accidentally admitted that even they know deep down that a trans girl is not a boy.

I initially thought that, but then remembered that transphobes often use the construction “trans + birth gender” so as to refuse to correctly gender trans folks. Hard to tell.

That makes it even more confusing because in that case, he's threatening to treat a trans boy like a boy.

I think it’s “I don’t actually acknowledge that your kid is a boy, unless a context comes up in which that gives me a convenient excuse to be more awful to them.”

That doesn't jive with the "organic daughter" wording, where "organic daughter" is used as a contrast to "trans daughter".

Ohhh yeah huh.

it's a nice little nuance, yes

What does he do if Pinocchio attacks his organic beets?

I was in fact drinking water when I got to "Organic" and not all of that water survived the process.

That poster unconsciously implies something a lot of conservatives think. They believe that there is no such thing as a wrong puberty or Trans people and believe Trans girls are boys but by comparing the Trans girl to a "real boy" they acknowledge that she isn't quite a boy either

Though they profess otherwise, to conservatives Trans people exist in a state that isn't man or women. They claim Trans men are women not men, yet also want them banned from the men's bathroom

It goes with their idea that we're not fully human.

as much as they refuse to admit it, they do believe in a third gender: freak, or the other f-word

Is this like organic broccoli, i.e. indistinguishable from regular broccoli?

I mean like... It's real easy to note the connotations of him seeing his daughter as a product, a thing we attach to objects we intend to consume. "No hormones added".

Wait till he finds out what she'll have to take when she hits her mid 40s...

Or possibly take if she doesn't want to get pregnant.

"organic", just like you'd pick out a carton of organic berries from the store, yuck.

what if he meant carbon-based daughter

I’m a free range girl.

Literal teenage dirt-bag, baby!

Tattooing all my kids with the Red Tractor symbol, so that everyone knows they're farm fresh, free range, and organic.

I love how the origin of the fight is just completely irrelevant to these people. Did the fight start because your “organic daughter” was casually tossing around slurs that you taught her? Yes, obviously.

FATHER ORGANIC DAUGHTER GOIN OUT TONIGHT GONNA SHOW HER MY WORLD OH FAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR

I'm feeling pretty organic right now. Right in the pit of my stomach.

does this not insinuate homunculus daughter

inorganic daughter (Lot's wife)

it's true

(she's a daughter, too, of her mom and dad)

seriously doubt they can prove she's organic

Gee I'm sorry. I can only afford store brand daughter.

Wait until the father learns what a hate crime is.

Organic free range daughters

I WILL DEFEND MY ORGANIC DAUGHTER FROM THE "TRANS???" MENACE??? MY DAUGHTER IS ORGANIC BTW - Someone who believes they're normal

Is it bad that I burst out laughing at "organic daughter"? Is that like a regular daughter but with a 20% markup at the store?

They say “organic” but it’s clear they mean “conventionally grown”.

This is clearly hydroponic daughter erasure!

All I know is you can smell the manure from here.

Sterioid free!

bullshit, that baby got GMOs and we fucking know it

sadly yes (pink tax)

Every damned TIME.

🙂‍↕️

"my organic grass-fed grain-free daughter"

Bro is proudly asserting he will punch a girl

talking about kids fighting as a regular occurrence should be the first 🚩

My mechanical daughter will kick both their asses

"Organic daughters" feels like the beginning brief for a horror movie...

I'd expect MAGA to say something as ridiculous as this. Turns out this guy is a Newsom fanboy.

I keep thinking about this

You can't really guarantee that a daughter is actually organic in the UK because our farms are so close together that cross-pollination with daughter farms that use terficides is always a risk. 😔

Gunna become HK-47 and just call cis people organic meatbags

The irony here is if he let his daughter be "free range" she would probably see his bigotry for what it is.

My inorganic daughter is made entirely of hydrochloric acid and would dissolve that guy and his daughter into a commingled puddle of goo before he had a chance to "intervene."

Huh. These guys get weirder all the time.

my organic, cage free, grass fed organic daughter

if she's organic then she's ultra-pasteurized and that is... WOKE joke's on you haters

I'm suddenly reminded of the Organic and Inorganic angels from Angel Sanctuary. New characters: "Inorganic Pubertal Trans Angel Lily" "Organic Pubertal Cis Angel Karen"

Organic? What is that even meant to mean.

It is she a “certified” organic daughter??

ORGANIC‽ lmaoooooooooooo

Don’t talk to me or my analog son.

Wait, there are girls that don't have any carbon in them at all? Guys, gals, and enbie pals, we need to start exploring these unusual lifeforms that are inorganic in chemical makeup!

Magicaljonson is clearly unfamiliar with the ferocity of the parents of a trans child. You don’t mess with our kids.

Organic, as opposed to? Inorganic? In relative terminology, the word organic refers to anything that derives from or relates to living matter. Conversely, its antonym inorganic relates to anything not deriving from or consisting of living matter.

Why do these people have so MANY thoughts about doing bad things to kids?

Organic daughters are like regular daughters but no chemicals were used in growing them up so you can charge a 30% more for them...

Is that in the old testament somewhere? It feels like it should be?

No pesticides were used in the growing of my daughter.

Organic, maybe, put probably not free range.

"Cis" isn't a slur, but OH MY GOD "ORGANIC" SHOULD BE.

Just how many children has @magicaljonson.bsky.social‬ attacked?

He must have been a real doozy because he's gone now.

If it wasn't a wrong puberty, why was it so wrong for me? Literally will feel bad for the rest of my life for the things male puberty did to me.

In a trans panic, they say "organic."

trans panic at the disco?

note, they say "organic" but not "cage-free" so clearly this person is a monster

also no “grass-fed”

Is their daughter free range and grass fed?

Organic Daughter = Trad Wife in Training

This is discrimination against my robotic and cybernetic children

Typical bigoted fleshbags

OK Clanker

How dare you. That's our n-word.

I'd love to know how he'd know - the old 'we always know' has been proven over and over again to be false. Odds are he'd be beating up another 'organic girl' who has short hair, is not wearing makeup, or who refuses to wear dresses/skirts. Neither is good, but odds are high he'd look bad to all.

And check the wording. “Gets into a fight with” turns into “attacking”. So if the guy’s own daughter starts the fight…

" I love my grass-fed daughter!"

I'm a Barbie girl In a Barbie wor-orld Microplastic It's trantastic!

Poor guy…paid extra for a regular daughter because some advertising firm slapped “organic” on her forehead.

Slaps back of trans child, "this baby can fit so much carbon"

My organic daughter.

Gonna raise my daughters to only pick fights with pesticide-free classmates.

Also, why does his daughter get in so many fights that he has to have strategies and scenarios? Maybe work on why your kid is so violent first?

He wants to be the adult beating up a child while screaming "she's a boy!" Because good luck doing that in public.

Weird flex to brag about not spraying your child with pesticides as if that's an uncommon thing.

My kids are definitely not organic, we used so many pesticides to grow them

Otherwise they’re covered in lice 🪲

one year, lice recurred so often (likely because of coparent not following agreed upon instructions) I trialed using livestock spray (same permethrins, diluted down into shampoo to OTC concentrations) on myself. do not do this.

One of my veterinary colleagues finally gave her kid a dose of topical parasite prevention for dogs. It worked! I don't think she told the other parents about this . . .

"... a real boy" - as opposed to Pinocchio?

I'm so shocked to learn that the transphobe adult also dreams about beating up cis boy children!

There are robotic trans daughters?. I never wanted children before this moment.

anti-homunculus discrimination

New album Wrong Puberty by Organic Daughter just dropped!

😂

"Don't call me Organic Daughter, not fit to"

😆

Guys posting like he thinks he's on X and going to get shadowbanned for saying "cis"

Someone is shopping at Whole Fools

My daughter is store brand.

You know this guy fantasizes about this. He's put a lot of thought into this scenario.

He's had wet dreams about beating up teenage girls and getting away with it.

Yeah, dude needs to realize the demons are within.

folks so incoherent in their bigotry that can't even clearly articulate their threats.

This asshat lost me at "wrong puberty." WTF does this even mean???

Most people don’t realize when they’re buying their children that there really are no set standards for “organic daughters.”

Does it mean she was raised without pesticides?

Organic? Do they think the "Trans" are Transformers? Out to defeat the flesh-creatures at sport and toilets?

gmo free open range daughter

Organic daughter?

Ever since Amazon acquired Whole Foods.

Is his daughter cage free though? That is just as important. 🙃

Y'know. Artisanal. Bespoke. Farm to table.

tallow daughter

Why not “free range”? Jesus these people are awful and dumber than a box of rocks

Rides an acoustic bicycle…

I’d say “organic” also means “no vaccine” or “no antibiotics”.

Hey! I was sipping tea when I read your reply and just made a mess! Watch it with the humor there! 😀

Leading to mandatory organ recitals

Also single barrel given that their parents are probably swimming in the same gene pool.

Farm to baby pipeline

Yes but is she biodynamic?

Free-range, grass-fed.

I've been holding onto this one for years.

I wonder if this person knows we are all full of microplastics

Their organic daughter probably lives on frappucinos and diet cokes, if they aren't fictional.

I’m wondering if it’s also an anti-vax reference.

Which are technically organic chemistry.

damn karen beat me to it

Karen usually does

One of the curses of transphobia is that they’re incapable of realizing how creepy they sound when they talk about women.

They don’t consider us people so I don’t think they care if they sound creepy. It’s like how bad farmers talk about their livestock. Not even any consideration for our health and basic welfare.

Agreed, they’re constantly telling on themselves. But most of them live with the delusion that they are defending cis women, like this guy who thinks he’s standing up for his “organic” daughter. He can’t grasp how bad that sounds. I think it’s a sign of how transphobia breaks people’s brains.

It’s all rooted in their misogyny. They hate trans women because they can’t believe anyone would give up being a man to choose to be a woman. Not the case, of course, and they’d hate trans women even if they didn’t let them transition, because they’d hate their feminine traits.

I got transvestigated for the first time a couple days ago. Those people are utterly unhinged. bsky.app/profile/rain...

Yep, she’s molecularly based on carbon

Oh, no! What if I have a GMO daughter?

😆

As opposed to an AI daughter

Sort of appropriate because in both cases there’s no actual agreed-upon definition that can be used consistently but certain very self-confident people insist that the distinction really matters and constantly misuse it

Schrodinger's organic woman

That person is a Blue Anon horrible chaos agent

Who?

The poster talking about his "organic" daughter. I checked his account and he's one of those Democrats who keeps on propping up anti-trans bigots like Gavin Newsom.

I just searched for the account and got an "Account has been suspended" message. Doesn't show up on Clearsky either.

I like the implication that if it was someone else's 'organic daughter' attacking her daughter, that she'd just stand back and see what happens. Organic survival or the organically fittest.

My daughter is organic and pesticide free

You don't know that.

She’s certified…

These people are insane

Man ducked out of social media faster than Bean Dad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

your organic daughter is no match for my pesticide covered super daughter

I deploy Real Boy in the tapped position as well as my 6/6 Organic Father with Trample and First Strike

Insufficient back-the-blue mana

On my next turn, I play Labor Day Weekend and my Real Boy produces one red mana, one white mana, and one blue mana

gender critical prerelease November 20

I hear your conventional daughter has sugar and spice along with the pesticides while the organic daughter is sugar-free.

MY organic daughter has Sugar In The Raw, while YOUR "daughter" has artificial sweeteners. Also, the only spice "she" has, is Scary Spice

The Monsanto Children would make for a good movie title.

so I think I read this in "science-mart" by mirowski a million years ago but Monsanto, in conjunction with Harvard, got the modern paradigm of patenting university research output going. a couple weeks back, shitbird used invalidating Harvard's parents as leverage to strongarm them

iirc it was kind of a throwaway line, but I think it did have a citation

Children of Monsanto, the direct-to-Redbox hastily made ripoff of Children of Men, proposed by one very confused new Asylum employee before they read the orientation materials

I’m always amazed by the unwarranted confidence of idiots and assholes to tell someone else that they’re wrong about their own life and body. And if you “intervene” in a fight with minors then you can go to jail regardless of how any of the minors identify because holy shit bro don’t attack kids

Running a Voight-Kampff test on my organic daughter just to be sure

note that trans girls don't get to be girls but we also aren't 'real boys', either

Honestly this is more affirming than garden variety transphobia. I’d rather they see me as a lesser kind of woman than any kind of man. It’s still bullshit but it’s a step up.

I’m waiting for those with robot daughters to speak up!

writing Romeo & Juliet in 2025: she was an organic girl, he was a GMO boy. their hormones could never mix...

His seed could only be bought from the proprietary IP holder. Capulets and Monsantos

Also works as alternative lyrics to Sk8er Boi

My brain shoehorned that into Avril Lavigne’s voice

Oh FFS 😖

Farm-fresh, free trade, raw, grass-fed, organic daughter

They're just keeping them for the eggs.

Do not want to go to the farmer's market wherever this person is.

free-trade is why they're putting the statues of Gen. Lee back up.

The transphobic arsehole is mixing trans people with Pinocchio!

Free-range organic daughter.

If my daughter heard me call her "organic", I'd get kicked in the groin until I wished I'd had the other puberty.

Organic daughters are a total rip off. You can get conventional daughters for half that.

Or cage raised for next to nothing.

heirloom daughters

Okay, I snorted.

As long as they're free range. Oh yeah, that's a different fight. Call protective services...

I can't afford organic children mine are just full of pesticides

Wait. I don't have organs? I'm not organic?