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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social

THEY HIT THE FIRST CURVE IN THE LINE AND ABRUPTLY REALISE THEY DON'T KNOW WHETHER THEIR SOLID FRAME VEHICLE CAN EVEN FIT ON CURVED TRACK

aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 3 0

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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social

THEY ARE TESTING THE BRAKES NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!

aug 31, 2025, 8:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social

it has a single battery that runs out of power in the middle of nowhere. they have no choice but to plug it in and wait. they explore nearby woods and find a Cave and some Bones. one of the men decides to throw a rock into the cave. go apologise to the writers of every horror movie you've ever seen.

aug 31, 2025, 8:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social

they keep talking about how there might be bears and now they're having a cookout they have opened food and left it lying around and there might be bears and the food is not in airtight containers and there might be bears.

aug 31, 2025, 8:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social

they powerbank they're using to charge the engine is now also being used to play Fortnite

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social

THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS LIGHT APPROACHING FROM THEIR REAR SO THEY DECIDE TO ALL GET INSIDE AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF. THE VEHICLE DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE ANY EXTERIOR LIGHTS.

aug 31, 2025, 8:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social

the engine has not magically unfucked itself in the night and their adventure abruptly ends with them all regretably still alive

aug 31, 2025, 8:31 pm • 3 0 • view