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Gemma Clark πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @gemmaclark.bsky.social

Just inhaled my coffee 🀣 theonion.com/white-house-...

aug 31, 2025, 1:05 pm β€’ 12 0

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Holly Brigstocke @hollybrigstocke.bsky.social

I feel sick looking at photos of Trump's hand. At least get a proper foundation/tattoo concealer match.

aug 31, 2025, 1:08 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Gemma Clark πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @gemmaclark.bsky.social

I’m honestly amazed he’s not selling Trump concealer. He’s never usually one to miss out on a grift.

aug 31, 2025, 1:22 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Holly Brigstocke @hollybrigstocke.bsky.social

He did sell stink eau de lavatory at God's own markup! At least his dumb followers aren't painting cack on their hands like they put a gauze cover over their ear.

aug 31, 2025, 1:28 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Gemma Clark πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @gemmaclark.bsky.social

Are we sure though? I thought they’d be hitting their hands with a hammer to get the Trump bruise (and then cover it badly with make up) 🀣

aug 31, 2025, 2:05 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view