Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs funny how I hate the Tories but the Labour PMs always manage to dispose even more.
No pasarรกn โ She/her Teacher ๐ฉโ๐ซ โArtificial Intelligence in the Primary Classroomโ. ๐Words in Tes, Bella Caledonia, The National, The Herald๐ Neurodivergent โจ๐ง Love parkrun ๐โโ๏ธ โliteral demonโ and โevil propagandistโ according to men on X.
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view profile on Bluesky Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs funny how I hate the Tories but the Labour PMs always manage to dispose even more.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
This Sky News report about the Masked MAGA Gestapo disappearing innocent people in DC is utterly chilling. The locals are resisting but have no power against the full force of the state vm.tiktok.com/ZNdVtgyHf/
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
So yesterdayโs announcement? โโIโm moving my space toys and I executed 11 people without any due processโโ www.reuters.com/world/americ...
hoots (@hoots.bsky.social) reposted
The views on the AI therapist video on @caelan.bsky.social's channel have plummeted because there's mentions of suicide because AI therapists are telling people to kill themselves.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
The Onion always deliver
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Absolutely brilliant news ๐
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Only 10 years ago there was an outpouring of grief for this little boy and refugees were seen, for a while, as human beings. Less than a decade to get to racist mobs try to burn down hotels and racist dog whistles routinely used by a so called Labour Prime Minister. Remember little Alan Kurdi ๐
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Please keep signing and sharing. Not only do racist men not care about us, they are, statistically, a danger to us too.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Her child was excavated from her dead body, born suffering and still suffering. The whole thing is horrendous for everyone involved. Even as a nurse, her pain and health concerns were ignored because of misognoir ๐ www.unilad.com/community/li...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Itโs me ๐
Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted
BREAKING: At least 54 Palestinians have been killed in Israeli attacks across Gaza since dawn, sources in the besieged enclave's hospitals told Al Jazeera. ๐ด LIVE updates: aje.io/4aikcf
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you need more!!!!!!
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
I HATE BRUISES ON HANDS!!!
Ruth Swailes (@ruthswailes.bsky.social) reposted
Already hearing from teachers who've been told that they shouldn't allow children to write any words or letters (including their own name)until they've been taught the correct letter formation. Try to stop them! I'm sharing this again as an antidote to the nonsense. ruthswailes.com/whats-in-a-n...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
So Trump is making some announcement? I mean it could be anything couldnโt it? It could be โI have three months left to liveโ or it would be โMy new Own The Libs Trump Bible IS NOW ON SALEโ.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that really does bother me too. Especially other straight, white people. Too many will sit and wait until something might affect them before they act.
Madeleine Moore (@matheleine.bsky.social) reposted
If you too are sick of being used as justification for racism, cruelty and pushing a far-right agenda, please consider signing and sharing.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
If you are sick of racist, violent men (40% have domestic violence reports) harassing asylum seekers and pretending to do it for women, add your name to this! Please share actionnetwork.org/petitions/e8...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Think they are just making a point about how pathetic the far rightโs numbers are when you compare to another organised event on a Saturday morning.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
@pauls-h.bsky.social
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how parkrun brings people together. Why shout at hotels when you could go for a nice run or walk in a park with other cool people? When you get the endorphins you wonโt want to paint roundabouts like an absolute pie anymore. Try it!
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
โBecause organising and mobilising people to take action on a Saturday takes a lot of effort, commitment and passion โ just like Parkrun! And our brief investigation shows protesters lagging behind.โ www.bigissue.com/news/social-...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Becoming more and more convinced schools shouldnโt be posting kids online. Especially when itโs for inspectorsโ benefit more than anything else www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
And also because this served the Nazis well to get them started.
The National (@scotnational.bsky.social) reposted
EXCLUSIVE: Pro-independence parties have reacted with outrage after a campaign organised by far-right agitators has led to the Saltire being co-opted as part of an anti-immigrant push ๐ฃ๏ธ'Anyone using the Saltire to promote hate and prejudice does not represent Scottish interests or values.'
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Seeking asylum is exactly that, *seeking somewhere to live. It is LEGAL to declare yourself and ask to stay. To call asylum seekers โillegalโ is an oxymoron.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
See these roundabout painters who go on about โprotecting arr womenโโฆ I guarantee you Iโm going to see a lot of them at the abortion protests in London at the weekend. And they will be with the far right religious extremists who want โforced birth from conception, no exceptionโ.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Loathsome ๐คฎ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Just checked, of course he does. Donโt know why I even needed to ask ๐คฃ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this guy do a weird podcast?โฆ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Solidarity with Laura. Like transphobia, racism is the new excuse to abuse women who donโt bend to white supremacist patriarchy. And all in the name of *checks notes* โprotecting womenโ. Racist men are dangerous to us all.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Why any legitimate organisation is using that platform at all is beyond me. But yes, Musk is an entitled narcissist with far too much wealth which he wants to use to control other countries.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
the actions of racists when it comes to โarr wimenโ.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Safe access zones are about the only good thing to happen, politically, in Scotland and the U.K. recently. A real win for womenโs rights. ๐ The same racists who stir hatred towards asylum seekers either do nothing for reproductive rights or actively fight against them. Pay close attention toโฆ
Scott McMurray (he/him) (@scottmcmurray.bsky.social) reposted
Attacking, scapegoating and othering a minority for power, whether it be trans people or immigrants, is straight from the same playbook. The UK is a shambles of hatred and bigotry at the moment, fueled by the Far Right, the media and government inaction. TERFS & Reform are working from same page.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we sure though? I thought theyโd be hitting their hands with a hammer to get the Trump bruise (and then cover it badly with make up) ๐คฃ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโm honestly amazed heโs not selling Trump concealer. Heโs never usually one to miss out on a grift.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Just inhaled my coffee ๐คฃ theonion.com/white-house-...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
โPupils report feeling 'compelled' to participate in religion at schoolโ. This contradicts UNCRC which is supposed to be embedded across the curriculum ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ www.heraldscotland.com/news/2542685...
Nuzhat Uthmani (@nuthmani.bsky.social) reposted
Some Sunday morning thoughts from me ๐. Wish I had something cheerier to say. #Racism
Suzanne ๐ต๐ธ (@rummlie.bsky.social) reposted
Yvette Cooper proscribing anti-genocide anti-racist campaigners as terrorists, her boss, Keir Starmer, making Enoch Powell speeches, and this ๐ is happening under their watch. The racist government is going to get innocent people killed. Labour is disgusting. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
โA pizza shop tracker, which tracks the number of deliveries to various important places, has also noticed a spike of activity near the Pentagon, which typically means there is something big happeningโ. #pizzagate2 metro.co.uk/2025/08/30/d...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Transphobia leads to the racist rabbit holes too. Thereโs no getting some of these people back ๐ตโ๐ซ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโve seen very few out in the wild. I think the anti trans obsessives are generally small in numbers but they have the right wing media and certain billionaires ๐คฎ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
According to his stats he should be built like Chris Hemsworth ๐ ummโฆ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair itโs mostly *my lack of planning, not yours. Iโm gonna get on it
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
U.K. Labour had too many red flags for me to support them. Nonetheless, I did think they would be better than the Tories. Surprised at my own naivetyโฆ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how they use AI to make him look ripped ๐คฃ I canโt explain, it just cracks me up.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโve only seen a few โbring back the stats T-shirtsโ and people give them a wide berth. Iโve seen the โsmile politely and back away slowlyโ strategy used by many who encounter them.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Iโll bring my โI solemnly swear that I support trans rightsโ T-shirt to London
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally agree. Itโs loser behaviour. Parkrun have always prioritised inclusion and thatโs whatโs wonderful about it. Itโs been this way for over 20 years and some losers/grifters have decided itโs suddenly a problem
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think thatโs it and his ego wonโt allow him to be honest about that. Itโs silly as young healthy people can need an IV sometimes but thatโs his mentality
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
If โthe internetโ is right about Trump, people are right to be worried about Vance as a theocrat and fascist. But as much as I loathe Trump he has *some kind of charisma (๐คฎ) and Vance doesnโt. A cult is nothing without its leader and Vance wonโt be able to take them with him. MAGA dies with Trump
Naomi Alderman (@naomialderman.bsky.social) reposted
I suppose this is the point when I should say again that: the amount of money the videogames industry brings into the UK economy every year is *more than double* the value of the fishing and steel industries *combined* what this country is really good at is producing culture
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I believe in the paradox of tolerance. We need to fiercely defend people from the right. Iโll tolerate people I donโt agree with to the point where they try to take from others. Thatโs where the line needs to be. They wonโt live and let live.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Letโs all go Dark Woke ๐ค
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
This is my favourite since YER DA PROTESTS ABORTION ๐๐๐
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Seen people going โthatโs what the Queenโs hand looked like before she diedโโฆ but it could also just have been a IV drip.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
A new insult has been born in Scotland ๐๐ป โYER DA PAINTS ROUNDABOUTSโ! ๐ซถ๐คฃ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Whatโs happening? Why does the internet think Trump is dead?
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations to you both ๐
Hazel Pinner (@hazelmpinner.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Here here! Always one of my top book to recommend and love that's it's by a Scottish author writing about Scottish places and people.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
My class are really enjoying โA Kind of Sparkโ by @ellemcnicoll.bsky.social Itโs such an engaging story. Itโs creating brilliant, safe and open conversation about neurodivergence and teaches about Scotlandโs history of witch hunting. One of the best books written in years ๐ค
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
This whole thing is awful. The world would be a better place if nobody was allowed to become a billionaire www.thenational.scot/news/2542418...
Adam Fare ๐ค๐ค๐ (@adamfare1996.bsky.social) reposted
Disabled people shouldn't have to be/do things that are "inspirational" to deserve support, love, and life. The best that many of us can do is simply survive... That should be more than enough.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
โThe educator has the duty of not being neutralโ Paulo Freire @nuthmani.bsky.social bylines.scot/news/educati...
sianushka.bsky.social (@sianushka.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I mean, obviously Farage has never given a flying fuck about MVAWG but deporting people to a country where women are denied education, healthcare & even the most basic human rights exposes his lies even more.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
A response to the article has blown my mind ๐๏ธ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
๐งตโAnti-racism educators know that a spike in racist bullying and harassment โ both in the community and in schools โ often follows such events.โ Important article in The National today by a colleague in Scotland www.thenational.scot/politics/254...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Two children aged 8 and 10 murdered in a school shooting. Unbearable. If only children were as important to America as their damn guns! How many more kids have to die like this? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
lol fallopian tubes even ๐คช
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Men like this make your ovaries tie themselves in knots and then they cry about the birth rate. ๐คฎ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Elon Musk is whipping up more hate in this country. If you wouldnโt have read Der Stรผrmer, you shouldnโt use that fascist platform.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
โMifepristoneโs role in medical abortions and fact that access to abortion is restricted in some countries is preventing much-needed research being done, the experts claim.โ They always prefer to just kill us.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
One of the abortion pills, Mifepristone could be used to treat breast cancer. Fun fact. The other pill, misoprostol is used for stomach ulcers but men can also get those so thatโs ok apparently www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Hereโs the plan! We take great care of the kids we already have and tank the birth rate until they make life better for everyone. End the fascism or we go extinct ๐ฅฐ www.bbc.com/news/article...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
I canโt stand this, it feels like living in the 1930โs
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Looking forward to some spectacularly bad hot takes from the Religious Right who think they are the only people who ever get married ๐คช #TaylorSwift
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
The MAGAs want to learn the hard way www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Humanists UK (@humanists.uk) reposted
Repealing the Human Rights Act would hit every person in the UK. The Human Rights Act and the ECHR guarantee basic freedoms we all rely on, such as the right to life, freedom of expression, privacy, and a fair trial. humanists.uk/2025/08/26/w...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Friend of accused rapist, trafficker and misogynist, Andrew Tate.
Joanne Harris (@joannechocolat.bsky.social) reposted
WHY the *fuck* is a party political broadcast by Nigel Farage being misreported as "Breaking News"?
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Yes! Yes! Yes! Education is liberation โ
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Hearing Farage lying through his damn teeth that he has any regard for women makes me throw up in my mouth.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Each to their own, donโt want to be a kill-joy butโฆ Labubus? I know everyone likes a wee dopamine hit, but what?
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
These are my hopes. A cult is lost without its leader. ๐ค๐ป
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
In many ways I think Vance will be worse than Trump because he is an extremist and a theocrat. But, I doubt he will have the same support from grovelling, spineless sycophants ๐ค What are your thoughts, comrades?
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Absolutely spot on! ๐ฏ She pleaded guilty. Mobs tried to burn people alive in hotels. The justice system was right to make an example of her. Racists are more emboldened than Iโve seen in my life time and this abhorrent woman has shown no remorse.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs the Epstein Files โmanyโ people want.
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Iโm pretty sure *many Americans are not, in fact, asking for a dictator ๐ค www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Iโm definitely going to read Virginia Giuffreโs memoir. She should still be here, she deserves to be heard ๐ www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rev. Benjamin Cremer (@brcremer.bsky.social) reposted
When our Christianity makes the ultra wealthy and powerful feel safe and supported and the poor and powerless feel unsafe and unsupported, that is when we can be sure we are following someone other than Jesus.
Not In Our Name (NION) Women (@nionwomen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you liked the article, you might be interested in signing our letter - 'Not In Our Name: Women in support of the trans+ community'? Where we talk about many of the same points raised in this excellent article. www.change.org/p/not-in-our...
Carla Denyer (@carladenyer.bsky.social) reposted
As a lefty and queer woman MP who speaks up in support of refugees & LGBTIQA+ issues, I attract a lot of misogynist and homophobic abuse Wish I was surprised, but it feels inevitable in this political environment, as the far right feels validated by other political parties dancing to their tune. ๐งต
SEEN Police Official Open Public Network (@seenpoliceuk.bsky.social) reposted
โKennedy sees the battle over trans rights as an โimported culture warโ, which came along withโฆthe rise of fascist tendencies, and a return to patriarchy. It manufactured fear and anxiety and made marginalised people scapegoats for the ills of the worldโ. www.heraldscotland.com/news/2541309...
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
Stalking is not just a crime but a public health issue ๐๐
Gemma Clark ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ (@gemmaclark.bsky.social)
1 in 5 women in the U.K. are stalked and it is linked to poor cardiovascular health. We need the law to get tougher on perpetrators www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...