These fuckers just took way too much joy in grabbing something out of the house (gardening supply or something idk or c), dropping it front of me, snatching it as I reached down to grab it and taking off, thus forcing me to track them down and snatch it back.
Have you considered that they did nothing wrong & are perfect angels???
I mean, that’s probably right but I didn’t have shoes on, my bum ankle’s aching and I had to navigate a yard with dog poo that has not yet been collected. Give me some leeway here. Still fresh.
Nah I get it, my dog ran off my porch to chase my neighbor’s car into his damn garage a few weeks ago & could have easily been killed because the garage is tiny & he didn’t see her at all. Sometimes these perfect little angels are in fact assholes who aren’t sorry.
Zero remorse as I went in to feed them.
I know they're being dicks but those are absolutely gorgeous dogs.
I’d kill for them.
