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Preznit Donald J. Trump @preznittrump.bsky.social

FERST OFF - I YUZE SHARPEEZ SO THATS WUN WAY YOO CAN TELL THIS IZ A FAKE PICHER! SECUND - THATS NOT THE REZULOOT DESK AN THE OVUL ORIFICE IZNT THAT BIG! THIRD - I'M WAY MOR HANSUM THAN THAT GUY BY LIKE... A LOT!

may 8, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0

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Rob Hawes @robhawes.bsky.social

What the hell are talking about? I heard you are moving to Alcatraz with your cabinet full of monkeys.

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may 9, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Preznit Donald J. Trump @preznittrump.bsky.social

YOR RONG AZ YOOSHUWAL! I'LL NEVER LEEV MAR-A-LARDO! THATZ A PRETTY GOOD PICHER UV EMPTY G THO! LOOKZ LIKE KASH IZ DRIVING! THATZ NOT A REEL GOOD IDEEYA CUZ HIZ IZE ARE KINDA FUKT UP!

may 9, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rob Hawes @robhawes.bsky.social

Yup empty -g is hollering some backward nonsense about garden gnomes causing urban overcrowding and autism. Kash-yer-stash-Mattell is driving fast cuz ICE is coming and he might be next. Here is pic of you taking them all out to lunch.

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may 9, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Preznit Donald J. Trump @preznittrump.bsky.social

FAKE PICHER AGEN! EVERWUN NOSE I DONT NO HOW TO WERK A SHUVEL! I NO HOW TO MAKE A MEXICAN YUZE WUN THO! I JUST YELL - DIG! YOO DERTY MUNKY!

may 9, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rob Hawes @robhawes.bsky.social

How come so many people want to see you go away?

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may 9, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Preznit Donald J. Trump @preznittrump.bsky.social

CUZ THERE NOT RICH ENUF! THEY DONT HAV MASSIV UNDERGROWND BUCKERS LIKE ME AN MY BILYUNARE FRENDZ! WEN I GET DUN DESTROYIN AMERIKA AN THE BOMZ START WISSLING IN OVER YOR HEDZ! JUST RUN TORDZ THE SEERING LITE! ITLL BE OVER PRETTY KWIK FOR YOO!

may 9, 2025, 8:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rob Hawes @robhawes.bsky.social

😂 That's not very reassuring. I was really hoping for something more from somebody in your position. This is how I see you spending most of your days: just totally baffled by what's in front of you.

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may 9, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view