OKAY - WE GOT A NOO POPE! AN HEEZ FRUM AMERIKA! YOR WELCUM CATHLIKS! HEE NEEDZ TO SLAP TARIFZ ON ALLA THE UTHER RELIJUNZ! AT LEEST A HUNNERD PERSENT ON MUZLIMZ! PROLLY SHOOD LEEV THE JEWZ ALONE THO! THEY REELY NO HOW TO HOLD A GRUDJ!
OKAY - WE GOT A NOO POPE! AN HEEZ FRUM AMERIKA! YOR WELCUM CATHLIKS! HEE NEEDZ TO SLAP TARIFZ ON ALLA THE UTHER RELIJUNZ! AT LEEST A HUNNERD PERSENT ON MUZLIMZ! PROLLY SHOOD LEEV THE JEWZ ALONE THO! THEY REELY NO HOW TO HOLD A GRUDJ!
I WUZ GONNA GET JOEL OSTEEN TO BE POPE! HE SEZ HE CAN TOK TO GOD YOO NO! BUT HE SEZ HE MAKES TO MUCH MUNY WITH HIZ CHURCH! HE DINT WANNA TAKE SUCH A BIG PAY CUT!
He's a schmuck. But not you, you got free plane, a flying palace, for free! Imagine that, no strings attached. I'm not sure who would trust you to fulfill a promise in the future, but who knows?