MIKEY JONSON IZ RITE! GAVIN NOOSUM IZ A TARD AND SHOOD BE FETHERD! I'LL PROLLY HAV THE NASHNUL GARD KIDNAP HIM AN SEND HIM TO GITMO! MAYBE JUST MAKE HIM DISAPEER! HEEZ MEEN TO ME SO HE NEEDZ TO GO! ENYWUN HOO DUZNT SLOBBER MY NOB IZ A TRAYTER! YOO GOTTA GO DEEP OR GO HOME! CHUG MY CHOWDER!