First date idea: you hold my hair back while I drunkenly puke in the bushes at Chili’s
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 18, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
...and they say romance is dead
aug 19, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Because it is
aug 19, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
‘Shrub drunk’! Fun!
aug 20, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
No.
aug 18, 2025, 10:45 am • 0 0 • view
Don' t sober up! I still want to take advantage of you! Lets skip the kissing, at least until we can find some mouth wash!🤪
aug 18, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
*rooting around in the sofa cushions for change* How many margaritas does that take?
aug 19, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Na I'll pass. Chili's is garbage
aug 19, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, any first date who tries to wow you with Chili's should expect that!!
aug 19, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Let’s make it classier—the bougainvillea behind Red Lobster
aug 18, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view
Those cheddar bays don’t hit the same coming back up as they did going down.
aug 18, 2025, 2:49 am • 3 0 • view
Don’t do the crime if ya can’t do the time
aug 18, 2025, 2:53 am • 3 0 • view
And the second date. And the third.
aug 18, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt.
aug 18, 2025, 2:37 am • 2 0 • view