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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

First date idea: we go to IKEA and pick out furniture together

aug 23, 2025, 6:51 pm • 67 16

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TerryLeopard @terryleopard.bsky.social

I'll stay in the soft toy area if that's ok?

aug 23, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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zhae @handle.invalid

"Well, maybe the table thinks the chair takes too many camping trips with Richard."

aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
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The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social

You’re really asking “Breakfast or Meatballs?”, if it were written by Jane Austen.

aug 23, 2025, 8:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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dawnrivard.bsky.social @dawnrivard.bsky.social

Supporting clear cutting on a first date might be telling. www.arte.tv/en/videos/11...

aug 29, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Drew Grant @videodrew.bsky.social

Last date idea.

aug 23, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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brunoanders.bsky.social @brunoanders.bsky.social

And after dine on meatballs and Ikea wine. 🥰😢

aug 23, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social

"And after putting that furniture together, I never saw her again." 😂

aug 23, 2025, 6:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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🕷️Spoopy Tape👻 @therealscotchtape.bsky.social

It’s said that a good marriage test is assembling IKEA items together lol

aug 23, 2025, 6:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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It's A Shit Show @seramalover.bsky.social

Lol...yeah...I put it together and he stays away from me while I do!!🤣🤣🤣

aug 23, 2025, 7:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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human @bshuman.bsky.social

We go to ikea and get lost forever together

aug 24, 2025, 1:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social

Leading to a rash of domestic violence outbreaks involving hand-sized Allen wrenches

aug 23, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view