*Visiting a friend who likes scented candles* *Sniffs the air* "Is that .... " *sniffs again* "... Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy?"
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I actually bought that candle!
aug 4, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Was it any good?
aug 4, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Bergamot orange-y-ish. It wasn’t bad, it wasn’t worth the price she was asking.
aug 5, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Even the best smelling pussy can't hold a candle to Gwyneth's.
aug 5, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
or just another Astronomer ad?
aug 4, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 3, 2025, 8:53 pm • 3 0 • view
UK version: "... Gwyneth Paltrow's fanny?"
aug 3, 2025, 10:46 pm • 3 0 • view
That works, kinda, sorta… maybe 🤔 😂
aug 3, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Smells like Patchouli and privilege
aug 3, 2025, 9:46 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣
aug 3, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Gwyneth Paltrow, from behind the bathroom door: “That’s me. Sorry!”
aug 4, 2025, 1:29 pm • 1 0 • view