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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social

Does that rule apply if you actually aren't a dad? Many of my posts qualify as dad jokes, but I'm not an actual dad. (Not for want of trying, but the guys I sleep with must be very strict about their birth control.)

sep 1, 2025, 9:20 am • 4 0

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Stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social

If you have a dog or cat, you have to say fur daddy, a lizard, a snake, or a fish would be scale daddy etc

sep 1, 2025, 3:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social

Ah! I'm a scale daddy. My child measures my weight every morning.

sep 1, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view