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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

ok ill bite whos taylor swift

aug 26, 2025, 10:33 pm • 395 63

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Venom @ven999.bsky.social

I think he was in those awful Twilight movies

aug 26, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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#9 Dream @gayfabfourfan.bsky.social

Someone people—even ones who always make jokes—are wary to make jokes about.

aug 27, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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loafsta.bsky.social @loafsta.bsky.social

Sounds fast

aug 26, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Princess Rebecca Frizzle 🏳️‍⚧️💕🦕👸🐱 @rebeccabluestone.bsky.social

i think she's a soccer quarterback or something

aug 26, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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arcadus (they/them) and 10 others @imdmingyour.mom

lmao what rock do you live under? Taylor Swift aka “big T” is the owner of this trucking company

A photo of a Swift transportation truck
aug 26, 2025, 10:50 pm • 20 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

oh word

aug 26, 2025, 10:55 pm • 7 0 • view
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boofus 🎃 @te-kanawa.bsky.social

she also has a side hustle selling golf clubs made by her

aug 26, 2025, 10:59 pm • 7 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

sick

aug 26, 2025, 11:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

Football player I think

aug 26, 2025, 10:34 pm • 5 0 • view
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phrebh @phrebh.bsky.social

I thought it was a line of golf clubs.

aug 26, 2025, 11:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social

Freddie Wong's character on Dungeons and Daddies (NOT a BDSM podcast), season 2. A nerdy highschooler who gets sucked into trying to save the world. Season 1 is better, but Season 2 is worth a listen IMHO. Freddie plays Glenn Close in season 1, a single dad trying to save his son.

aug 27, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Sparky @sparkybarkles.bsky.social

Ha! Good one! And who cares?!!!

aug 27, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
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B Gilmer @bfgilme.bsky.social

A legendary African-American cyclist?

image
aug 27, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alejandro Mancera @amancera76.bsky.social

The person on the other side of the mirror 🪞

aug 26, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fox of doom and things @foxfux.gay

a Nazi

aug 26, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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A. Dude @couldbeacat.bsky.social

Great great great great great grandson of Jonathan Swift. While not a satirist, I think he has followed somewhat in his literary (great x #) grandfather’s footsteps as a lyricist of note.

aug 26, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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megatron2.bsky.social @megatron2.bsky.social

💯💯💯 whooo careeessss

aug 27, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social

James Taylor's son who is a world class sprinter

aug 27, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social

She invented the Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunication: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SWIFT

aug 26, 2025, 10:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lady Aranea @ladyaranea.bsky.social

Someone who is very quick at making or altering clothing.

aug 27, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Night Of The Living Dude @brainpoopins.bsky.social

Eh not important. Have you heard of Sublime?

aug 26, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike @skamike.bsky.social

Just a tailor who is really fast at their job

aug 26, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt (Communes with the night) @hwbrgdtse.bsky.social

She sings that "Call Me Maybe" song

aug 26, 2025, 11:03 pm • 6 0 • view
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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social

Fastest sewer in the west. Van make a suit in 10mins flat .

aug 26, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social

not sure but I did find this post in my TL 🙃

aug 26, 2025, 10:38 pm • 7 2 • view
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Antilles @wedgeantilles.bsky.social

18th century satirist

aug 26, 2025, 10:35 pm • 12 0 • view
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just africa @justafricaza.bsky.social

lmfao😅

aug 26, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social

mmm, Irish babies. 🤤👶

aug 26, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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J.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social

Fastest seamstress in North America

aug 27, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social

A super hero who makes clothes very quickly

aug 26, 2025, 11:01 pm • 29 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

amazing!

aug 26, 2025, 11:08 pm • 7 0 • view
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social

the tailor from Kung Fu Hustle, a middle aged Chinese man who fights with a bunch of metal rings on his forearms. he's about to whoop some axe gang ass
aug 26, 2025, 11:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social

Hell yeah

aug 26, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

oh cool

aug 26, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Betes @betes.bsky.social

A car from the 90s. The Taylor Swift was affordable and reliable. It got good gas mileage.

aug 27, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Mouse Police @mousepolice.bsky.social

😆

aug 26, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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bluesmaster @bluesmaster.bsky.social

No problem, you'll shake it off...

aug 26, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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wesbarton.bsky.social @wesbarton.bsky.social

The IT security blogger? @swiftonsecurity.com

aug 26, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Arturo VanDelay⭕️ @fluffhedd.bsky.social

The lady who absolutely ruined football for fragile loser gatekeepers?

aug 27, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stoned Sean @stonedsean.bsky.social

Taylor Swift implies the existence of Taylor Slow. Who is Taylor Slow?

aug 26, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social

It’s too late to learn now

aug 27, 2025, 11:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Weed Pancakes 🥞 @fathersfjs.bsky.social

Ronald Reagan's first lady

aug 26, 2025, 10:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.bsky.social

The shittiest little kid in the neighborhood. The one who knows he can do anything without repercussions.

aug 26, 2025, 10:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social

Sister of the guy who wrote Gulliver’s travels

aug 26, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Phil Incelmo @wheredidjasongo.bsky.social

Drag name inspired by having to fix a garment two minutes before your number starts. Like how Mark Twain has to do with depth sounding for boats.

aug 26, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeff @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social

she's a podcaster, right?

aug 26, 2025, 10:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social

Common misspelling. It’s Tailor Swift; she’s a famously quick tailor

aug 26, 2025, 10:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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MK Chandler @mkchandler.bsky.social

North American Bird

aug 26, 2025, 10:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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Aurora, all too Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social

i guess roger daltrey is the who's taylor swift, but he's 81 so i'd advise against biting

aug 26, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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ots | 🍉 @otsanda.bsky.social

Maybe it’s someone’s gamertag ?

aug 26, 2025, 11:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

ooh probably

aug 26, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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ots | 🍉 @otsanda.bsky.social

I’m thinking some kind of arcane caster

aug 26, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 11:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social

He's an MMA fighter.

aug 26, 2025, 10:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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just africa @justafricaza.bsky.social

Hahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 26, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social

It's funny because it's true

aug 26, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social

She’s my English teacher

aug 26, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social

how dare

aug 26, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 11:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social

[gets my biting teeth ready]

aug 26, 2025, 11:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 11:20 pm • 5 0 • view