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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

“This good man was doing a good thing that no one can refute. A couple minutes later, in a completely unrelated event, he got his shit rocked by a car, please don’t forget the first part the heroic story we just told you, this will be on the test.”

aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm • 109 16

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Larry Marson @lmarson05.bsky.social

Exactly.

aug 31, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Doctor🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @doctor-lesbian.bsky.social

Is the car ok?

aug 31, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maddie Ouranía @maddiequestions.bsky.social

did he leak motor oil again

aug 31, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social

So, while driving an Uber, he was rear ended and they called his business partner because nobody from his family answered the phone? Got it.

aug 31, 2025, 8:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social

Rudy Giuliani is no longer able to duck his own dick. “Worse than 9/11” says America’s Mayor.

aug 31, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social

Oh wow this should be interesting

aug 31, 2025, 8:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social

So just how drunk was he?

aug 31, 2025, 8:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

depends on whether the cop part of the story was true

aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social

Trouché.

aug 31, 2025, 9:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sahar🍉 @ajs050868.bsky.social

Hello my love Fun, I am in a very bad situation because of the evacuation and I need your support. Maybe these are our last words in life. Help us even a little.

aug 31, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ladybug @ladybuglane.bsky.social

So he pulled out into traffic and caused the accident. This is what I gather.

aug 31, 2025, 9:45 pm • 1 0 • view