Why do I get the feeling this statement should be handled in a hazmat suit, with tongs?

If i was a woman and went to this, I would be very careful opening that 'goodies' bag.

I thought Elon was already the fertilization president?

"known as the fertilization president" - fertilization as in cow manure or horse shit?

Immortan Don.

Fucking gross! Skewer this asshole on a spit.

When you're famous you can just walk up to them and fertilize them.

I am repulsed.

Unreal coming from a sexual predator who hates women.

WTF

My ovaries just shriveled up at that.

He's sick.

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I think Elon would have something to say about that.

How can anyone listen to his gibberish, his incomprehensible incoherently idiotic word salad, and think... "What a smart man."

Actually, Elon is the fertilization president, with his 15 kids by ?? women...

This country is so f'n stupid. All trump voters and non-voters and third party voters need to drink the windex and die already. It looks so tasty and fertilizery. You know you want to slurp it down.

Good Lord I can he be so idiot ?

Is he confusing fertilization with fertilizer? I can believe people refer to him as the fertilizer president.

I think he's misunderstanding people screaming at him "You're the fucking president!"

How? By Adding coffee grinds to garlic juice and injecting every 24 hrs? We will be breeding like orchids on a tree trunk.

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This may be the worst thing he's ever said. 🤢🤢🤢

So he truly is in full frontal lobe disinhibition ? And isn’t Musk supposed to be the fertilization king?

What a slimy bastard creepshow.

Gonna go exchange my literacy for something less psychologically damaging thanks

Sharon I hollered

What, he thinks that all women care is breeding? Believe me there are a LOT of women out there who in no way want to produce babies that are completely ignored once born, or become targets for sickos w/ARs or are sent to fight a war this AHole started! Who in the hell can afford to have kids?

Still gross AF, but I suspect it's a callback to this bsky.app/profile/matt...

Another one of those speechlets that should be read in a normal voice and circulated widely. Like by @stephencolbert.bsky.social

He does know it doesn't actually involve s*x, doesn't he? I thought some of the RW arguments against it were the non-missionary actions men have to perform and the death of a lot of the resulting sperm. What happened to all of that?

Some should ask Musk's AI to translate from Trump to english.

Ick!

More like the Fertilizer president since he’s full of SHIT!!! 💩💩

This is the actual fertilization we get from this POTUS

Fertilizer = horse poop. How apt.

Remember we warned about Handmaid's Tale

hell to the yeah. I get to look forward to memories of trump saying "Fertilization president" haunting me from the recesses of my diseased brain for the rest of forever.

More like the fertilizer president. So full of 💩

What? Is he growing soybeans?

Based on the results of his prior fertilization, we may want to search for a different donor!

He will be doing a sponsored fertilisation session for hand-picked maidens later this year.

*kink

Either works, when you think about it.

j d vance represents the specific point when 'pro-life because of breeding porn' overtook 'pro-life because of christianity'

I turn 40 in May My wife and I met when we were 28 - the chance to become parents was on the table I’ll be real - could be cowardly on my part - but we didn’t want to have a child in a fascist regime and others in our family would need our help to make it through MAGA stopped me from being a dad

It looks like Gollum.

If the fertilizer is horseshit, then I agree 100%.

If you want to know what the rest of the stuff is in the "goodie bag," take a read of Project 2025.

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Trying to distract from Signalgate

If that doesn't creep a woman the fuck out then you are made of wood.🙄

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He’s already known as the fertilizer President.

Ewwwww

To be fair, bullshit does make pretty good fertilizer.

Musk's influence

At this rate, he’s going to be remembered as the president who was strung up like Mussolini.

So goodies for women correlates to having babies?!? What century are we in again???

Dufuq

What a sick old weirdo

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The fertilization President is indeed full of BS. Honestly how can anyone take him seriously.

Def handmaids tale vibes

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