There is a 0% chance that Trump considers Vance to be his friend

Everyone’s least favorite youth pastor vibes.

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

Wait, what was he saying about Trump 10 years ago? So Trump is the consistent one. Oof.

“Trump is my friend and has been amazingly consistent for 10 years” says the man who called Trump “America’s Hitler” 9 years ago

Clearly it was meant as a compliment, we (and he?) just didn't realize at the time

not wrong! Except it's the Hitler from "Springtime for Hitler"

Vance doesn’t have friends. Vance doesn’t know the meaning of the word consistent.

As delusional as the rest

Vance is actually a bigger Barnacle on the rear end of TACO than Rubio

“Look,” is always such a smarmy opening line.

this is the most pathetic thing about our politics now. everyone is talking to me like they're my goddamn buddy who is commiserating over a thing that happened that they can do nothing directly about, no matter the issue or individual. it's all kvetching at a dinner party all the way up

Trump doesn't have friends

Isn’t it funny how delusional JD Vance always seems it’s like they locked them in the little room and tell him what he can say now and then

"I have yet to see a single good argument for why Iran needed to enrich uranium well beyond the threshold for civilian use" Well for one thing the president of the United States keeps threatening to kill every person in their entire country

Well I guess it's better than all-caps crazy.

Look (if you must) I'm a huge friend of Don and an insider so I must be worth listening to... Would I lie for my friends? And add to the 'crazy stuff' on social media?

No one cares what I'm a never Trumper thinks now that he's sucking his teeny mushroom.

is this the anti-war vp buttering us up for war in Iran? couldn’t be.

He is priming the pump for the time when he steps up

(and my friend)

So fkn valid 😂😂

What would that book be called, “A Cabinet of Hawks and Groypers?”

the funniest part of this is vance claiming that trump is his friend, the second funniest part is him saying he’s on the inside when he wasn’t included in the secure briefing

We've got to find fun where we can.

Devil's Advocate: you have no idea if he's getting Signal chats from Camp David.

💯…Totally could have just hacked all their phones… he totally knows all the numbers and knows tech bros…

That was really uncalled for, Senator.

None of these people know what an actual friend is. They are all in transactional relationships

HE WASN’T IN THE BRIEFING???

You're interrogating Project 2025 from the wrong perspective!

Amazingly, consistently poor.

It's absolute loser energy to refer to DJT as your friend in a parenthetical

Also as the main point of a sentence.

You know he’s about to be totally candid, honest, and reasonable because he started the post with “Look, . . . “

He spun that chair around backwards youth pastor style

The only things consistent about Trump are his narcissism and his cruelty.

The Joke Calculator calculates wisely.

So he thinks that Trump is a friend, what a fool.

Amazing how grown men will shamelessly embarrass themselves.

If he's been so consistent, wouldn't that mean he was his friend when he called him literally Hitler?

"Amazingly consistent" over a 10-year period, within which JD called him Hitler?

Admittedly its not a bad tactic with respect to Republicans. Like if hes running the JK Rowling script, Republicans absolutely buy the "the libs are being unfair and mean to me. They're trying to cancel me, accusing me of writing stereotypes of marginalized people, but i just want to grill!"

“I just want to kill the entire ruling class in Iran, but in a nice way.”

Republicans love to see a person with their hands in their pockets, shrugging their shoulders, and saying "aw shucks"

(And my friend) ❤️

Concept of friend. Concept of consistent.

With the National Security Council having an important meeting with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, doing diplomacy, too.

Amazingly consistent

Consistent in approach if not content

That sure didn't age well.

"over 10 years ago please disregard"

Y’know, fair!

JD Vance has a friend?

The lazyboy likes to watch

JD—Trump ain’t yo’daddy or your friend.

he thinks he's doing a fireside chat and needs twitter premium to type it all

Yes. An amazingly consistent lack of both knowledge and human decency. Bravo to us. USA USA USA

Ha ha!!

Guy is just so juiceless

"Actually it's ableist to say I'm complicit in war crimes for working in this administration. Im just a smol bean who's billionaire tech daddy got me this job uwu"

"POTUS has been amazingly consistent," a statement which is questionable (OK TACO), but JD himself has NOT been consistent, amazingly or otherwise. It wasn't all that long ago that he was critical of Trump, but political ambition made all that go away.

He’s still WEIRD