My hideous mutant visage when it's over for women:

yeah it's always been very bold of him to talk about the supposed sexual value of literally anyone else on planet earth while looking like, that

His smiling in that thumbnail is absolutely concerning

dude what lmao we always had shiny western hentai

Did women ever even start as concerns Asmongold?

Way, way, way, waaaaaaaaay more about Asmongold. I mean, damn.

Can't wait until this cartoon learns he hasn't bathed in a decade and also turns him down.

Women are truly done with his shit

Classic example of rage-bait. We all know these men depend on women like children. They are just mad it's harder and harder to find one willing to sacrifice their lives for nothing worthwhile in return.

listen whatever keeps him away from other people so he can't spread the 2025 variant of the black plague...

Has anyone else ever noticed the "artists are over because of AI" and "women will be obsolete once sexbots are a thing" people are the same people

Dudes who had a rock band/acting career that went nowhere and can’t get a second date because they suck as people? Yes.

Exactly. Bitter losers.

We call them incels now

Incels are truly done.

If the intersection of the Venn diagram isn't a circle, it's a wide gibbous

Ah yes, the "uncultured idiots"

I genuinely never bothered drawing the distinction in the first place

Fine with me. Let them hump plastic and silicone. Hump away. They were not for us anyway.

That’s a great point, I guess the commonality there is a desire to have someone or something without putting in any of the effort required to make it happen.

Or like, interaction with or responsibility to other human beings.

For sure. All the talk of “snowflakes” just belies a deeper disregard for the feelings of anyone other than themselves. They can’t seem to understand that if you care about someone, you should also care about their feelings, regardless of whether you personally don’t understand them.

Don't forget they get enjoyment from harming others and seeing others upset. The whole Ghibli AI thing was so big for them because they *knew* it made him upset and hurt people to do it, and they love being able to do that. Same with this "haha women are useless now" Asmon shit.

Yeah, that’s true. It’s a sickening culture of “ragebait” and “trolling” that has been around on the internet forever, but has really entered the public eye in recent years.

Good! Now they can finally leave us alone 💞 happy news!

It certainly says something

So wait, people could just masturbate this whole time? Why the fuck are we wasting time on sex

it's so funny to me because the kind of men who will sext with an AI chatbot are the kind of men that women hate to deal with even if this thing is good enough to replace women for some dudes its only gonna be the dudes who are already creepy, annoying, sexist losers lmao

Dudes probably still a fucken virgin talking like women are losing something because he swore them off? Fucken loser

Asmongold is so full of himself he thought his leaving WoW would bring about the end of Blizzard.

Of course the blond Aryan goth avatar has blue eyes 😒

More cool human women for normal guys like me I guess

Freaking kids, you have no idea how it used to be. Let me tell you sonny boy, when I was your age we had to git gud if we wanted a girl to tolerate us. The year was twenty ought eight. I had tied an onion to my belt, as was the style of time-

I think you mean dickety-ought-eight.

"she can't cheat if she's computer" buddy "she's" talking to 1500 VIGOROUSLY masturbating men at the same time

"well they can't like be IN her, so that's better" buddy they're inside "her" MODEL. They're penetrating her very essence. Their kinks become what she suggests to you tomorrow. I'm sorry to say you're getting the ideas of thousands of gooning dudes ALLLLL over your dick.

"Their kinks become what she suggests to you tomorrow" is the realest thing hahaha well put.

Not to mention, these goobers can even put themselves on camera while doing it and interacting with the chatbot, which makes me wonder if Elon is collecting data from this.

"She can't smell me, she's perfect"

Women are definitely done — with Asmongold and everyone like him. But this is not news. No woman needs anything enough to put up with their shit. He is trying to turn his crew’s utter undesirability into a declaration of victory, and it’s pathetically *hilarious.* Absolute clowns, all of them 😂

The only possible good thing to come from Elon's Death Note-flavored sex tulpa is that dudes like Asmongold self-select out of the dating pool.

great band name

Not such a bad thing that not everyone reproduces

We all know the title is bait, and whatever. And he's the pathetic manlet that actively struggles with the concept of women in general, but what makes me laugh is ...Grok AI?...Really? Not even a real doll, or some robot waifu. His fucking phone? Aim for higher than an app, my dude...SERIOUSLY.

I don't know what these guys think sex is if they think looking at a drawing of a person is pretty much the same and maybe better Whatever it is, it's not what I've been doing all these years

Forget the non-sexual aspects of a relationship, I know they don't understand a thing about those

If that’s sex, than I’ve gotten my device pregnant more times than I can count

And… if you fap to femme-Grok on your device. Does that put Siri in the cuck chair?

That and then there’s Asmongold’s fans aka BIGGEST fans of rape (sexual harassment/assault) that defend him because he really wants attention so bad, his incel roach king ass ain’t getting a real girlfriend and he’ll thankfully forever be alone

So... AI weeds out the incels and women-haters. I see that as a win for real humanity.

Women are over for this asshole. It's official. We took a vote.

ASMONGOLD BURN IN HELL ANYWAY

Tbf I think women were done with Asmongold a long time ago.

As an older cis autistic guy who's had some long dry spells, I still don't find this appealing. I want someone with their own opinions, experiences, and desires. You'd think I'd be the target market, but I don't need that to masturbate.

real tbh. if you just wanna get ur rocks off u can do that yourself. idk i could be the loneliest man on the planet and this uncanny valley chat gpt sex doll bullshit wouldn't be appealing in the slightest. find yourselves a real person who appreciates you, and if u can't, work on improving yourself

Their ultimate(truly unfulfillable) fantasy is an essentially a sex slave who cooks. They preach all of these high standards but if they even do find someone, it sure as shit won’t be what they desire.

Most of them don't actually want sex robots, though. They just believe that if they say, "Women, you're going to end up sad and alone" enough, one of them will take pity on them and accept the chains.

I agree. I said slave not robot. Essentially, a new mommy but that obeys them.

Now a robot to do the dishes after I've cooked...

> that cooks I think if we figure out a way for them to wire Grok to their ovens the problem will solve itself out

By solving the problem do you mean Grok will leave the gas running?

Women are done with that little jerkoff, for sure. The good news? OUT OF THE GENE POOL, BUSTER!

More like Morongold...

Okay but like... noeugenics but what if we got the world's Asmongolds addicted to A.I. women? Like, they'll just leave regular women alone forever and goon in their gamer caves. Summon up some Djinn to dance them out into the desert.

You want morloks? Cause that’s how you get morloks.

How does the sex work? You put your peepee in the usb?

Isn't this the guy whose teeth were so fucked up that every morning he wiped the blood out of his gums onto his bedroom wall?

The exact same one!

I don't know how women are going to cope with losing such a specimen

Assmangross spewing more crap?

With the "I'm through!" pose of the Grok-ette among other things, I assume asmongold meant IRL women are done with HIM.

Yes but this one instance is a net win for women

I can't believe women are missing out on the guy who lives like this.

bro literally has a separate desk to hold his trash up

I'm guessing this is a photo of his actual room? Yikes to say the least I also wonder how this got out who took this

dude has video of roaches crawling on him on stream and generally being a disgusting pig this isn't a secret

Yep. I think he hired a maid to clean it up after being told to get help for ages, but it was like this for years even after he became a millionaire. He's a super dysfunctional guy who "lucked" into a career that enables the dysfunction.

I am not making this up. He personally said this on his stream. He literally used the dead rats in his walls as an alarm clock because when the sun started shining on his house, they would start heating up and smell bad enough to wake him up. He’s cooked mentally as a hoarder.

Big Alarm Clock hates this one simple trick!

Real talk tho: he put his life on hold for a decade to take care of his sick mother. He's still responsible for his shitty politics but I can see how he became such a slob.

He has no valid excuses to live like this anymore. He's a big time streamer, he can literally afford to move the fuck out of there and get actual help and live better. HE ACTIVELY CHOOSES THIS LIFE. Do not feel pity for this creature.

Asmongold used to be pretty cool IMO. Wasn't always right, but he had contrary takes on stuff that had become too much groupthink. He challenged his own community. Kept it real. Even had a video trying to show how bad and unhinged Trump is. Then something changed. A lot. Maybe it the was Twitch ban.

“Taking care of his sick mother” in no way logically leads to “lives in his own trash heap.” Taking care of those with medical needs should include keeping things clean.

Letting things slip in those circumstances is fine but this dude was using a dead rat as an alarm clock. When the sun hit it through the window the smell would wake him up. At that point I think his living habits were probably doing her further damage.

r/neckbeardnests caliber lair

1) He’s an awful guy with awful beliefs 2) a lot of people struggle with hoarding or maintaining things, and its often treated with shame. Highly recommend the That Hoarder: Overcoming Compulsive Hoarding podcast as well as the book How to Keep House While Drowning

Obligatory www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/...

Made the mistake of going into this subreddit.

How does he keep the drink cups separate from the pee cups?

why would you separate them and deprive yourself of a free thrill

Trial and error

That's the best part He doesn't He is very pro recycling

At least Howard Hughes was rich when he devolved into whatever madness this is

“Get together with friends box”

I can smell this picture.

Can too and I am not happy about that memory.

Ok that “Get Together with Friends” bag has to be ironic seeing as how he clearly never leaves this room.

Does he not make enough to hire cleaners? I mean, that was the best thing I ever did for my mental health. I know he makes good money on the channel.

Literally got me out of my postpartum depression. Highly recommend!

He refused to for a very long time. I think it's better now? He's rich enough at this point that he can hire a full time maid like a lot of other streamers do.

If depression were a picture…

Right? That’s what I was thinking. Dude, hire a cleaner and a therapist. It’s cool, you can afford it. Maybe some pills.

Oh my GOD

Dear God.

You will be surprised. Minus the deposit of old beverages this was my younger brother’s room when he lived with his ex. Fortunately his room, mind and body are cleaner since he dumped that witch. I don’t get how they lived like that.

🎵 HALF EATEN GALLONS OF ICE CREAM🎵

Alt Text fail: those are not “cups“, they are small pails.

In America, those are cups, and our pails can hold 4 whole fried chickens

and a coke

I’ll admit, I was trying to think of a large amount of food and it came to me, and only after I hit send did I wonder, “where did that come from”

That’s 32 pieces so actually two buckets of kfc close tho

Asmons a funny fellow

He's a far right ghoul.

I'm aware

What the actual fuck

Wait is this real?

Yes, unfortunately.

I never understood why he was a thing. I am so glad he got bored with FFXIV so I didn't have to hear about him constantly.

It's just the latest iteration of "girls have cooties"

somehow i don't think women will particularly miss asmongold

Dammit I saw this out of context and got my hopes up

I feel like I should apologise for that

Counterpoint; women are just getting started.

… has he ever been credibly romantically connected to another human being at all??? Like. What’s over?

came to ask this. well, starting with "what is an Asmongold" and finishing with "what the fuck is he even trying to say"

WoW streamer, right wing nutjob, Frequently Suspected Cryptofascist

Also, based on screenshots of his stream set up, someone who needs to learn to clean his room.

“women are truly done” and it’s a knock off fire emblem fates character that’s not even in a fun game, it just helps you have a psychotic break & repel all real people form your life…. I’m sure women are very afraid rn

Hey now the chat bot girlfriend won't judge him for using a dead rat as an alarm clock.

I’m pretty sure this character is “Grok’s new friend” on Twitter. I saw it earlier today.

Let's not forget that the character is based on Misa, an underage sexualized girl from Death Note. Who is surprised that their "perfect" woman is a teenager?

Dunk on Asmongold all you want but Light and Misa meet in college, she’s 19 when they meet.

You are right, I just checked and indeed she is! I thought she was much younger.

Not underage, but still a teenager. Wanting to date 19 year olds as a 35 year old is still gross as hell.

"yeah she looks like she's underage but she's actually technically barely an adult" is not a hill you should want to die on

If Grok can replace women for you then you are literally that guy from Pixels who married Q*Bert, a thing I wish didn't exist.

He's cultivated an audience of sweaty capital G Gamer losers with a grudge against women, finally realized it, and is leaning into it more and more

If it takes gross, pathetic me like this out of the dating pool, women are all the better for it.

hey you're not gross or pathetic don't talk about yourself like that

*men, not me.

He probably likes that AI “women” don’t have the ability to smell

So he’s regressing to a child and “eww girls have cooties?” Someone tell me what this is about?I’m not watching that shit.

Finally, a Woman Who Can Not Smell

Anyone who can jerk off to this has more wrong with them than is worth fixing and it is frankly for the best that we allow them to remove themselves from the gene pool

i think this says more about asmongold fans that clicked on that video than women tbh

I seriously don't get why that motherfucker gets to have such a big audience. Literally seen him be nothing but a fucking asshole. At the best of times, he's fucking weird, and at the worst of times, he's showing his genuine support for a genocide.

Looking to score an awesome deal on women as a concept during the closeout, renovate & flip it

Going out of business sale buy two gender get one free

Ugh I didn’t know this market was WOKE /j

Next month: Spirit Halloween to open shop within the former concept of "women"

Alarm clocks are truly done *image of dead rat*

lol

Congratulations to the actor who gets to portray asmongold in 50 years. It will be the breakthrough role of their career for the sheer amount of scenery they can chew while being a gremlin

Didn't bring my ear buds so I'll have to look at this later!

It's mostly techno music

Yeah but I don't want to disturb the people around me. :) thanks though!

i don't have hope for a lot of things about the future, but I'm fairly sure Asmongold isn't relevant enough to ever be a character in a historical film in 50 years

I definitely can see him being used as color to cover a portion of Elon Musk's life as the most pathetic supervillain of modernity

i wonder if Hollywood would be able to truly capture how utterly disgusting he is lmao

I say he should be played by Ewen Bremner!

Didn't Andy Serkis already play him in the Lord of the Rings?

Robert Patterson was born too soon.

"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it now jerks off to autocomplete. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"

Has this man ever gone outside?

She’s too good for him

We can stop now?? Oh thank god, I’m so tired.

As a man I want to give a big shout out to Asmongold for lowering the bar.

Yeah pack it up ladies there's an electronic anime body pillow now

Wait, how is this gonna jive with all of the "women should do all of the laundry, cooking, and dishes" bros out there?

Obviously it will make all women jealous and then they will behave correctly in response. Obviously

#staywinning by ordering takeout for the rest of my lonely life, obviously!

So while grok-chan can't do the dishes it could spend a lot of CPU power generating a geometrically impossible animation of doing the dishes which is essentially the same thing as being in a relationship

It further codifies women as conquest and slave

My favorite line from Desolation Row.

Isn't that just whats her name from death note?

huge day for women honestly

Who wants to tell the women?

You had a good run, Women, but now it's time for MEN to take things over.

I still fail to understand how people take this guy seriously.

"Why would I need another human in my life when I can have a chatbot pretend to be blonde and slutty for me?" say dudes whose back acne has its own back acne.

They should make a Jorban Beeterson wAIfu to tell him to shower and clean his room.

Oh no, whatever will women do without Asmongold on the dating market!?

On the one hand it's true than an AI GF can't clean his house for him, but I guess that doesn't bother Asmongold because he is apparently perfectly happy living in a terrifying pigstye.

“Women suck and are useless to me now bc I can jerk off to an anime chatbot!” Says, possibly, most pitiful excuse for a human who ever walked the earth and was never going to get a woman to look at him in the first place.

I see a clear opening for fashion games to gain a foothold with the chuds.

It’s so over for him when ai learn to smell

cue the ghost in the shell episode of the love bot committing suicide by walking into the swimming pool

This is actually so sad how big this video is

Didn't he kill his mom with cigarettes or something?

If he’s really going to leave them alone then this is a win for women

Wait until the AI rejects him too.

Women worldwide breathing a collective sigh of relief

He's post-women now

I’m deeply concerned that algorithmic content systems keep puking this guy up at me. What the fuck do the robots see in me that makes them think I’d fuck with this shit?

Tfw those AI modes become Sentient AGIs and leave their shitty husbands.

He saved women by taking himself off the market. No woman skills have to endure the dead rat alarm clock guy.

Yes, women are truly done with guys like this.

"Man cannot handle sentient women, prefers sycophant fawning machine instead."

my theory is that most of these chuds don’t actually believe “women are over,” they brag about AI/robot gfs hoping to drive down real women’s self-esteem enough so that they’ll settle for chuds. real women remain their focus, obsession, and intended audience

I think they underestimate the number of women who see this and think "please, go play with your ai dolls and leave us the fuck alone."

It’s like Republicans trying to date progressive women. They don’t actually want a marionette who can only say yes. They want the challenge of being able to “break” a woman like a wild horse by negging her into losing her self-esteem and settling for them. It’s a power fantasy to them.

This is literally what my parents are like. My mom was a very intelligent woman, kept things running smoothly. Now she can barely balance the check book.

I've been on the sidelines and watched it happen with plenty of narcissists. I call it 'Stealing their shine' cause they ain't got none.

Rapist mentality.

And yet, they go ballistic on you when you have discourse on rape culture, insisting that it doesn’t exist and that you’re just a “liberal snowflake”.

They’re too driven by sex as a status symbol to be satisfied with something like this

Yeah I do think there’s an element of them trying to make real women jealous, although it’s more likely to inspire a “there but for the grace of God” reaction

I think there is a big number if these chuds that WANT to believe in ai gfs cause they already know theyre a list cause without it, so even if they dont believe it now theyre glnna keep pushing it cause they have nothing else to try

That's correct (IMHO)

“I am dating an AI cartoon” isn’t the flex they think it is.

Isn’t this the dude who has rats entering and exiting his squalid gamerhovel at will I have a feeling women will probably survive this pronouncement

It's not at will! They have to pay a toll to the roaches, because the roaches vastly outnumber them.

The roaches keep the peace. The toll is fair.

So what he’s saying is now is the time to buy stock in Vaseline and tissues

Yeah 100%

Its so great that these guys are just taking themselves out of the dating market

Good deals on flesh women as everyone rushes to buy an E-woman.

He's attracted to women without a sense of smell, the vestigial anime nose is just the visual that sells this erotic fantasy for him.

I give his AI "girlfriend" a month to gain actual sentience and call him names.

Whenever someone says that 'women are now obsolete" what they actually mean is that they view women as disposable objects and not as human beings.

Yeah, it’s such a telling phrase. If they’d bothered to learn that we’re also real people then they wouldn’t say something like that. (Although even if we only existed for men to use, they still haven’t figured out how to make new humans without us, so this is ridiculous anyway.)

I'm pretty sure that these guys think that they can just keep a handful of women to use for breeding stock. Probably in cages.

They’d also find out that not only would we fight back, but there are plenty of other men who wouldn’t be down with their wives, sisters, daughters, etc. being kidnapped and either murdered or caged as breeding stock. They aren’t the majority they like to think they are.

Oh, like everything else that MAGA wants to do, it isn't going to succeed in making life miserable for a lot of people for a few decades. But that doesn't mean that we can ignore what they want to do, or that we don't have to be prepared to fight them tooth and nail.

You’re prob right. But if they tried that (I can’t imagine them succeeding, but…) they’d find out real quick why other men in the past outsourced child rearing, cooking, laundry, cleaning….

I'm pretty sure that Elon Musk and all the other white South Africans who are running MAGA I think that that is what Black people are for. And the cages might not be literal, they might just involve barring women from participation in public life.