Visiting his house and every mirror is covered with thick black velvet curtains

Yes, but in yellow...

To be fair there wasn't much there to begin with.

I just say “Little Marco…” out into the universe like a reverse version of The Secret I want all the bad things to happen to Marco because he’s a disgusting, deplorable little man

the bunch of head shakes, the constant shrugging, eyes wide open paired with rapid blinks this guy is at his wits end he really has no idea what to even say anymore

He is still under the delusion that by taking the path offered by the orange thingy that he can run for the Presidency. He doesn’t see himself as the world sees him.

He could never imagine saying those words. Nobody sane has ever hypothesize Canada as part of the United States. It is still not sane. But sane people are required to say the words. Some day Trump will have them thinking it.

Well. Trump was correct about Little Marco's intelligence the first time around.

Lil Marco, "Fuck, no, guys, we didn't discuss it!"

It truly is Invasion of the Body Snatchers in real life.

110% braindead

the little guy on Fantasy Island

F U Marco.

Poor Marco a mere shell of his former self.

Day by day, inch by inch 👀

Lay off #Canada How dare you??? 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

What a shameful little mouse he has turned out to be.

He was actually a frequent voice of knowledge and common sense in the Senate and he could have stayed there and maybe promoted a consistent and decent foreign policy. But no R in the Senate would be allowed to stand up to Trump, so why not take the fancy title.

Not sad. His discomfort is one of the few honest human responses displayed by those serving this immoral, illicit, and ignominious administration. May they all feel such discomfort and worse.

Rubio’s transformation is one for the history books.

The Canadians don't want to go bankrupt no president has ever destroyed an economy so fast in my life Does anyone really think he wants anything good for the country or more for someone who has everything If we the people do not impeach he will not leave Trump is a DICTATOR citizensimpeachment.com

I genuinely feel sorry for this guy. It seems like he's a little confused about how he got here, and how he's going to escape.

How many times does Little Marco's name appear in the Trumpstein Files? Is that why he's been behaving like Trump has his nuts in a vice?

Rubio has always been a soulless husk. A soulless husk who quotes random bible verses.

I'm trying to think if I can remember anyone who quotes random bible verses who is not also a soulless husk.

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you. 😉

OK, you got me. I’m a soulless husk. We all are.

And I am that arsehole/souless husk 😁

Dude, this has been a rough week (no details). I needed that bit of mirth, and thank you sincerely for it.

None needed, it's kinda challenging for me as well but delighted that my little bit of nonsense made you smile. Be as gentle with yourself as you can. May it get a little easier.

He needs to quit and go home. I’m sure he has made enough from this grift gig to retire.

It’s hard to feel sad for Secretary Little Marco—I don’t. He was on his way to being a future presidential candidate for what used to be a respectable party, now the Trump Cult. He made his bed, now let him cry in it. Once a Trumper, the stink will never go away.

Must be embarrassing to visit a neighbor and feel it necessary to make this statement. Disrespectful and embarrassing.

So, Trump isn't always wrong. Rubio really is 'little marco'.

Meh, I don’t think he was ever really alive. He loves this shit. He’s a Nazi too.

All I see is a ghost and all I hear is blah blah blah.

What an idiot

💪🇨🇦. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

I don’t feel any better.

Fuck him

Ohh..Tell him to shut up. 😒

Dude needs to ease up on the jet black hair dye

And remember what happened to Giuliani 😄

😂😂

He has taken the knee and it shows. Good for him. No sorrow. Prayers of Karma tho.

Who knew Canadian Bacon was a documentary?🤔 youtu.be/4jf8Bt4gD9Y

“Umbrage” Please let me clarify. We aren’t “taking umbrage”. We are leaving your excruciatingly stupid president and his scared little boys like rubio on the side of the road. 🇨🇦

Fucking suckass!

You are very kind to assume that he actually has a soul.

Oh little Marco…no soul, no spine, no dick, just a sad, hapless son on immigrants who joined a KKK party and hitched his hat to a raping criminal who ridiculed him relentlessly and will ridicule him relentlessly if he steps out of line. How’s that dog collar and leash feeling? Sad little “man”.

He sounds like Michael Corleone

He’s gone.

He actually deserves to be far more miserable, but I'll take it for now.

He deserves it leaving a real position to be trumps lap dog

Marco Rubio: Portrait of a Gutless Puke.

When will all of him finally croak

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I think he will be the first to bail...

Oh, just shut up Rubio. Geezus

I will never feel sad for him. His spine and soul walked out on him years ago, and he's right where he deserves to be.

Sad? He made his bed…

@lmranriazkhan.bsky.social where are your yarr no one to speek about this kind of Zulm

I hate this for him 😁

😆 thank you, I needed that

He’s thinking that he has to grovel to protect a man who completely and repeatedly emasculated him. Power is a helluva drug.

True, but in the Senate he had some power, now he is just another tRump stooge.

Hitler to Czechoslovakia: Look, I've explained to you why it would be better if Sudetenland were a part of Germany.

No one is more deserving…

They didn’t kick him out?

Nay he chose to become a palace and eunuch.

Marco Rubio by intellect and achievement should be on a billboard in Florida with the words “Have you been injured in an accident” or “Marco will get you cash!” - considering that he’s really doing pretty well.

I am not little marco ...I am REEK!

You’re right. It does cheer me up a bit.

I don't understand the desire to have a powerful position that you can't use as you see fit. That isn't real power, it's a facade of power.

Time for a bit of quiet schadenfreuding

Rubio had sold his soul to the Devil.

Rubio cannot possibly believe anything that comes out of his own mouth. I could almost fell sorry for the fool, but FAFO.

His people should either be ashamed or rolling over in their grave.

Picks me up everytime!

Awaiting for it to be permanent expiation on Rubio's part, as well as every other Republican.

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Its Called dying on the vine

He sold his soul for nothing of value. Whenever this ends, he's going to be left holding the bag because he's not white. I'm pretty sure Stephen Miller would send him to the gator gulag if he could.

Smart enough to know better. Too weak and power hungry to do anything about it.

Idea for a psychological horror story where it's Rubio feeling his mind gradually breaking down while being haunted as he compromised more and more principles to suck up to Trump II until demons emerge from a mirror at the end to drag him into the depths of hell.

Dead as a doorknob

If God told me there would be a Latino president but it would be Rubio, I'd tell him to let someone else get it instead

SUBMISSION IS FUTILE!

One of the few things bonespurs got right was when he tagged you "little" marco. Little morals, little spine, pitiful example.

America is not in the business of taking over other countries. Canada is our neighbor we support them in this insanity