One small joy I hold is that the parenthetical about the dudes hair is CLEARLY what Trump would rather be doing with his life and he’s not and it makes him miserable

The same Sloppy Chris he had leading up his transition team well after Bridgegate? The same Chris he almost killed with Covid during debate prep in 2020? These aren't even remotely serious people. You have to laugh to keep from crying.

I'm not expert, but would this be past most relevant statutes of limitation in any case?

Yes -- 2013. Most statutes of limitation are 3-5 years; I'm not sure what this case would be but 12 years is almost certainly too far back.

Trump criticizing someone else’s hair?

Trump writing "No one's above the law"?

On Sunday night, families gather for prayer & kids ready themselves for school. The president…chooses pettiness, provocation & pathetic shit-posting.

@governor.ca.gov you know what to do

How long has Trump been trying to copy Gavin Newsom (“America’s favorite governor”)?

He has dementia he should shut the fuck up

Don't normalize the complete integration of DOJ into the White House, the casual routine use of "we" to mean POTUS+VP+DOJ+FBI all directed from the Oval Office.

So he watch this morning show an hour ago? What a weirdo