Does President Numbnuts actually think Xi reads his crazy-ass bullshit tweets?
Does President Numbnuts actually think Xi reads his crazy-ass bullshit tweets?
He might not but you can bet he's got people who do.
I’ll bet they know he’s an imbecile, too.
"China's quest for Victory and Glory". Christ.
I think he genuinely cannot comprehend the idea of fighting to defend your country, family, & neighbors from attack! It has to be for “glory” or money or natural resources, etc.
Who even are the specific viziers driving this? It beggars belief to imagine that Trump ever even knew China was among the Allies.
Besides being the wrong kind of snarky, this doesn’t even make sense
Sure Jan. Getting us nuked will be great.
He didn't write this, did he? I especially struggle to imagine him drafting a sentence containing "conspire against"
Nah that is definitely him
Japan probably won't love this angle either...
somehow one of the few consistent ideologies Trump holds is that both invader and invaded are equally culpable in the conflict because what the fuck is this?????
taking the parlay bet that he pissed off japan with this one too.
should we thank the US for support against Japan, the greatest thread in the history of Weibo
Mean Girls ass post. Fucking Regina George ass Presidency
Okay grandpa go back to watching the remake movie now
He’s trying to make fetch happen!!!
The remake was fine and I'll die on this hill.
My President We have gained the "Diplomatic Insult" Casus Belli against The United States They have insulted us!
The number of times I’ve thought “This is some Europa Universalis shit right here” the last few months is non-zero.
Paradox-brain-ass regime (intensely derogatory)
Passive-aggressive 🅱️posting
Ok but he’s absolutely regressing to wwii doc brain
You can tell what he's just been watching on TV during his Executive Time.
If we survive this and still have universities, diplomatic historians are going to be mocking the Americans for centuries. Centuries.
OK, historians generally will be mocking the Americans. bsky.app/profile/timp...
He’s dying to hang with his dictator pals - Kim, Putin and Xi - and secretly dejected for not being invited.
"Beautiful piss-faced like me still has to be a puppet to Stephen Miller, can you believe it? My dictator pals, not bowing to anyone, how did you do it?"
Wait, that was actually real??? Holy crap, that's insane even by Trump standards. I guess showing how unhinged he is is his way of dispelling the health rumors.
Donald what the fuck are you talking about
How tf is he a real person?
indistinguishable from a forum guy 15 years ago
'if it weren't for us you'd be speaking german'-type poppycock
Christ, describing the defense against Japan as a "quest for Victory and Glory" is mental.
I wouldn't assume he knows they fought Japan.
He knows they fought Japan, it's just in his glands to be like this. This is an entire admin built on the idea that rape is actually hilarious.