I hate mayo on my burgers

Hold the condiments if green chile is added, thank you.

Dinner ideas solved, I just pulled out organic green chiles to thaw...

Excellent 👌

Let's do some Hatch on burgers together, Marie. Now I'm hungry.

Animal products when we have plant based foods now

The weird thing is I don't actually like pickles on my burger. I love pickles. So if I have them on my broker I'll pick them off and eat them on the side but they don't like them actually on the burger.

I did that by voice to text. So yes I don't like pickles on my accountant either. Hopefully you understood what I meant because I can't go back and do an edit. LOL

😂😂😂

I was going to ask how your broker feels about this...

Most girls want to be strawberries and whipped cream like they are all are sweet and innocent. My broker is like pickles and sauerkraut. She just gets down and nasty right off the bat.

She is totally into it. LOL

A shitty pink tomato.

Miracle Whip or American cheese 🤮

Don’t eat burgers that much, but don’t want onions or anything!

Pickles. I know! I've just never been a fan of pickles. Both my sons love them.

If it has lettuce, no mustard, can't do mustard and lettuce

Any sauce other than ketchup.

No mayo and no tomatoes for me.

Mustard

Mayo! 🤢

I enjoy everything on my burgers ..I just can't stand them plain without anything on them.

Avocado

I can't think of anything.

Mayonnaise

I prefer burgers & dogs certain ways but there really isn't a topping or combo id turn down 🤷🏻‍♀️ I like pickles. Dont care for relish that much but I'll eat it. Can't think of anything typical that would ruin it or be a deal breaker

Avocado

Works for me

Your hands

Meat. I’m a vegetarian. Boco Burger (& other plant based versions) please.

A egg🤮. Sorry.

Having read all the answers to Monica's post about burgers, I am surprised to learn how many people don't like mayo. 🤔 I love it, put it on tons of different things. 😋😅

P.S. And I don't have clogged arteries. 😁

Relish

No mayo, no pickles, please

Tomato or ketchup. Don’t like either.

Pickles

Anything ant-based.

Raw onions and ketchup

Ketchup

onion or pickle

Pickles

Onions, I get heartburn. It's an age thing.

Me either! Ever since I got pregnant with my son, they give me heartburn just seeing it on top!

Cheese and Mayo.

Pickles. Which is funny cause I love whole dill pickles but cut up on a burger? Gross.

BBQ sauce

Lettuce,tomatoes or gherkins(pickles I believe you call them). Burger, Monteray Jack cheese & bacon on a toasted bun. Perfection 😋

I love pickles, just not on my burgers.

Just a plain old hamburger for me. Ketchup and mustard.

Pineapple

My husband agrees with you! He doesn’t think pineapple belongs at really anything😂

It belongs on a tree 😁

Lettuce.🤢

Mayo ( or special sauce)

🚫🚫🚫🚫

The burger. Unless it's turkey or a portabello. I don't eat beef. Other than that, it's all good. I'm not a huge fan of mustard but I'll eat it. Lettuce, tomato, ONION (love onion), relish, catsup, mayo, bacon... all good.

Egg

Non-diced onions.

pineapple. oh wait, that's pizza.🍕 gotta be lettuce. yuck. 🥬

mustard

Raw onions.

I know it’s probably sacrilegious, but I hate tomatoes on a hamburger… Well, OK I hate tomatoes

Anything crunchy, other than lettuce 🥬

Soggy bun

Oh totally! That’s the worst!

Lettuce & pickles. I eat both but just not on a burger. Especially the lettuce. Who wants warm lettuce on a burger?

Meat

Pickles

Lettuce

Tomatoes are terrible on anything.

Mayo

Bacon 🥓

Cheese 🧀

The burger

Cheese. I like cheese on lots of things, but not my burger. I have a hard time convincing Culver's of that.

Anything cold or crunchy that is not pickled or fried.

disgruntled employee fecal matter

Peanut butter

Who on earth would put peanut butter 🤮

It’s a new thing, along with jam, eggs, and honey

Exactly.

😂

Lettuce

Pickles. I love pickles just not on my hamburger. 🍔

Mushrooms! The idea of mushroom and Swiss sounds great; but the mushroom texture is all wrong for me to add in the mix.

Tomato 🍅 it splatter's out everywhere......

Onion, eggs

Mustard

Mayonnaise. WTH....?

The only time I don’t have mayo on my burger is in jail or prison. Never eat the mayo at those places. 🤣 PS: never really been there. 🙃

Right.

Raw onions

Sludge. I hate sludge, ie ketchup, brown sauce, etc, etc.

BBQ sauce

Ketchup

Lettuce and Catsup!

Mustard

Someone else's mouth.

It’s between lettuce and bacon. I like both, but not on a burger

Hair.

I don't like mayo on mine. Or bread, lol. I've never been a big eater of either of them.

Mayo on a burger: 🤢

I don't like Mayo or Tomato or a lot of onions. A few onions are okay. I do like Mustard, Pickles and a little Lettuce on a burger

The bunless burger!

Most of the time. Lol

Mine isn’t on a big bun I do like a nice lettuce wrap or on thin bread.

Ketchup. And in Michigan, olives.

A fly

Lettuce. It makes it slip and slide.

picles

Raw Onions. They don't like me anymore either.

Onion! ✌🏻

Lettuce. If I wanted to eat Lettuce I'd order a salad.

Any kind of peppers 🌶️!

Meat

Mustard

Hold the mayo

Blue cheese

Two things: catsup and mayo.

Pineapple, a crime that is known to occur in pizza as well. ❌🍍

Runny fried eggs. Ewch🤮

hot sauce

Mayo

Skip the bun and instead use a portobello mushroom.

Oh! Yummy

Mayo. #NeverMayo

Blue cheese...Swiss or Provolone only.

Mayonnaise. But it applies to everything 😆

Raw onion Mayonnaise🤮

Cheese.

Ketchup 🤮

I hate it enough that I can only use the funny spelling, the North American spelling: Catsup. 🤣

Special Sauce aka Thousand Island Dressing

Ketchup is a culinary abomination.

The price tag of late.

You ain’t kiddin’! I got a spicy chicken sandwich from Jack in the Crack yesterday. EIGHT friggin bucks! Which would’ve been kinda sorta ok had it looked like the photo on the menu board. But nope, it was 1.5 inches tall, including that bready thing they called a bun. Barely worth $1, let alone 8.

A fried egg! 🤮

Kale

Ketchup

Trump news

🤣🤣 Definitely gives you heartburn

Chicken

Hair!

Cheese

Monica's post about burgers reminded me that this is a melancholy weekend for us. Jimmy Buffett left us Labor Day weekend, 9/1/23 at his home in Sag Harbor, Long Island. He is sorely missed and really needed in these times of uncertainty and crualty. Rock on Jimmy. RIP 🥀🥀 youtu.be/jBsPZV14I-k?...

I've got 2. Lettuce and damaders. Don't even try to make my burger healthy. Meat, cheese, a thick ole hunk of Vidalia onion, fried egg, shovel full of Dukes mayo and some bbq pulled pork. That's so good it'll make ya wanna slap yer grandma. (An old saying from my long departed pops.)

Pickles!

BBQ sauce, wrong kinda meat for BBQ sauce. It’s ketchup and mustard territory!

No pickles please!

Mustard 🤮

Uncooked red onions! C’mon they’re BO rings! Stop it!

Do you mean they smell like BO or they cause BO? I mean, I love them, but if they’re making me stink I need to know (so I can invite my neighbors over when I eat them 😀😉).

Someone else’s hands

😂

Avocado, it’s a thing around here but not for me

Mustard

Mustard and mayonnaise. Ewww

👏👏👏

This thing... 🤣

Onions

😲 true respect for your coice but hmmm 😉

Flies

Mayo here too.

yellow cheese (swiss or white cheddar are ok) Once upon a time, friends from Spain were visiting the USA. My sis served cubes of yellow cheddar as part of an appetizer tray...friends didn't know what it was! Remarked, "but milk isn't yellow!" 😜

One? Easier to say what I like Pickles (dill only and heavy) and only Mustard

Hair

Red onions 😬

especially if they are pickled which seems to be a trend in the greater Washington DC Area

I'm not a spicy, chile, pepper, shot sauce person as I have pre existing GI conds. I do pickle cucumbers but the secret ingredient? White balsalmic vinegar. Cuts thru any bitter or too hot flavors. (just don't tell anyone 😉😄) Red onions linger for weeks w/me.

Hot take: bacon. Too strong a flavor. My theory is people who want bacon on their burger don't actually like burgers that much. I want to taste the actual burger

I can't think of a thing.