literally never

don't do it, there are much better vampire texts. also you don't need to watch a tv show to have your wound eaten out.

oh so you hate hot women with swords

no i hate josh wheaton

idk if this was a legit error or part of the thing but his name is actually joss whedon for those who did a quadtake at this joss whedon will wheaton and their unholy child josh wheadon

his name is josh wheaton

his name is josh wheaton

yeah

I hate sm that I'm aware that that's the protagonist from God's Not Dead

yes so do i. watching Buffy and hating joss are not mutually exclusive

but what if i didn't give him anything

girl you pirate everything!!!! you wouldn't be giving him diddly squat!!

i would be giving him mind share!

girl you watched goddamn Seven Brides for Seven Brothers!!!

entirely different

also u dont REALLY need to watch Buffy. ik you don't watch any tv anyway. you do need to read Bram Stoker's Dracula tho

and also watch Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula

tell me Buffy Rocket Launcher doesnt go hard as fuck

i hate josh wheaton

he barely had anything to do with the show after like one season because SMG and him did not get along and they couldnt replace her

hmmmmmmmmmm

queen

he is not responsible for SMG's incredible powerful swag

smg has such powerful initials already

"No weapon forged by man can hurt me" being subverted by "yeah, that's because those weapons were shit back then" is such a good twist on the formula.

"yeah but have we tried A Literal Rocket Launcher" as a response to "no weapon forged" just fucking rules

Definitely ranks up there over c-section and "stabbed by a girl and a hobbit"

based

i agree with you on this issue

everyone comes around eventually

i have also never watched buffy!

Also play Requiem. Or, I guess, if you're lame, Masquerade.