"Have you ever heard the expression when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of the guy who gave you the lemons until he gives you the oranges you asked for in the first place??"
"Have you ever heard the expression when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of the guy who gave you the lemons until he gives you the oranges you asked for in the first place??"
"The eyes are the window to the skull..."
"NOT TO MENTION KERMIT THE DAMN FROG!!!!!"