Greg Baldino
@gregbaldino.bsky.social
Writes about prose-y books and picture-y books. Might actually be one of those Arcimboldo things where it's just a pile of fresh produce arranged like a face.
created August 5, 2023
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Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Subscribed because I need a distraction right now and Krakoa-era comics are at that magic intersection of "I can think about this a whole bunch (intellectual)" and "I can think about this a whole bunch (silly)." Thank you for writing these!
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
I had honestly wondered about that shot, thanks!
Elana Levin (@levin.bsky.social) reposted
If you are In Chicago and want to stay abreast of what’s happening and how you can be in solidarity with immigrants in your community get on the Arise Chicago email list
HAL (@hal-monitor.bsky.social) reposted
✨🏳️⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️⚧️✨
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite early Vertigo books were originally made for the aborted Touchmark comics imprint and brought over by Art Young.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
This Old House but with Bruce Villanch
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Look I'm a non-beliver (who tries not to be a jerk about it) and I'm telling you if the entirety of your "atheist on social media comedy" is just variations on "ha ha religion's dumb" we've already got that meme of a cassette tape of the Bible read by a snotty 14 year old atheist.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
RIP to the great Graham Green www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Fw...
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
WAAGH That's-a unethical!
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you start to slip into the Hank Hill cadence?
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
This is literally the house from the Final Programme.
bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Well that's a suss amount of detail
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if they switched to ai images because no one wants to pretend to be a doctor who can't write an email.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Grammarly has started using ai visual in their ads, and the ads--which I've always hated-- are actually worse
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean for me that was Tuesday
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Who are you gonna trust, the experts who built the Titanic or the amateur who built the iceberg?
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyways this has been another installment of "Greg knows too much about old timey crime," thank you for listening.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Originally the numbers were determined by the days stats at the local horse track, and as much as the movies made out number runners to be wise guys in fedoras and Noo Yawk accents your local numbers game was most likely run by a housewife.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Possibly the wildest thing I know about the lottery is that the government just took over "running the numbers" and the reason why so many dream dictionaries listed images and elements with numbers is because people used those to decide what to bet on
Mekka Okereke (@mekka.mekka-tech.com) reposted
1. Trans women are women. Stop saying that trans women are "Men pretending to be women." 2. Sexual predator men don't pretend to be women to molest girls. That would be way too much work and effort. Sexual predator men pretend to be youth pastors to molest girls. 3. Trans men are not a "gotcha."
Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
Car in front of me has 3 bumper stickers, one says "Love and Peace", one says "All are Welcome" and one says "FUCK THE 49ERS"
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
"NOT TO MENTION KERMIT THE DAMN FROG!!!!!"
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
"Have you ever heard the expression when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of the guy who gave you the lemons until he gives you the oranges you asked for in the first place??"
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
A Room of One's Own, queer bookstore
Kneecap (@kneecapceol.bsky.social) reposted
Our mural wall in West Belfast has just been completed, with the top finished by artists Micky Doc and Marty Lyons. Isreal is committing a genocide against the Palestinian people. FREE PALESTINE
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
After we saw Deadpool 2 my friend was asking about the Essex Institute reference and the best explanation I could come up with is "Mr Sinister is the X-Men's Dr Frank N Furter and Scott and Jean are his Brad and Janet"
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
"Did you have BIG FUN with the Wretched??"
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
“BRO STOP GOONING TO AI ANIME AND TAKE US TO MARS.” This is the most amazing sentence I've ever encountered outside of a Mark Leyner novel. Linguistically there is so much to unpack here. I want to diagram this sentence.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
His mediocrity confounds me.
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Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Another one is from a Julius Schwartz tribute story Grant Morrison wrote: "We're soldiers. We're in the business of creating a context for our own existence."
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the quotes I think about on a weekly basis is when Jimmy James says "If life were fair there wouldn't be rich people."
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
In my Iron Man pitch, he fights Manda Rin, formerly from Scottish pop punk band Bis.
Beta Ray Ben (@betarayben.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry but Scooter Braun and Sydney Sweeney sound like Silver Age Spider-Man characters who were assholes to Peter and were later brought back to be killed by Venom.
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom doesn’t deserve your dead-eyed cheerleading. He is Donald Trump with better hair. Learn to stand for something and demand better.
Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted
2025 Democratic politics is that scene in every 70s movie where somebody gets their car stolen and runs down the street shaking their fist in the air yelling, "Hey, that's my car!!!"
Ayo (@darrylayo.bsky.social) reposted
fuck “grammarly” we die like men
Share Charting the Way Forward 📊🧭⏩ (@danancona.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Someone recently said a moderate voter is someone with strong feelings about vehicle registration fees who has to guess at the name of the Vice President, and that seems exactly right
Nothings Monstered (@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social) reposted
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
I just watched a video of some deranged barista mixing espresso into a glass of Irn Bru and now I need to go on a healing retreat and receive counseling
Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted
The thing to understand about Chicago is that the people who live here love this fucking city, and we will defend it. Always.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Tom Clancy's Macho Sluts
Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧ (@charliejane.bsky.social) reposted
Back in 1946, the KKK was trying to make a major comeback after World War II. Enter Superman — the Man of Steel exposed their secrets and took them down in his radio show. I asked Rick Bowers, author of Superman vs the Ku Klux Klan, what we can learn from this today buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Jeff Nichols (@backwardsriver.bsky.social) reposted
Pilsen beauty parlor ad, Chicago 1911
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
This was a Seinfeld bit
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Detectograph???
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
Evan Greer (@evangreer.bsky.social) reposted
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
They've reset the timeline twice. The timeline gets reset a lot in this show, you get used to it "
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
When I'm showing Legends of Tomorrow to New people I always start at the beginning of season 3, and they always ask what about the previous two seasons of continuity. "Oh don't worry, they reset the timeline." "They're only on season two and they've already reset the timeline?"
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS IS NOT EVEN A PARTICULARLY WEIRD OUTING FOR THEM
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
And I love that in this scene she's not being hyperbolic or euphemistic, readers they do in fact put on their good clothes and attend church service--to steal the death totem that has possessed Elvis Presley's guitar
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
At least once a week I will remember a moment of the inspired lunacy of Legends of Tomorrow. Just absolutely banana pants. It took them a bit to find themselves but my god, what they did when they got there.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Don't get me wrong, Pritzker is an amazing governor of Illinois but that's because he actually does the job instead of ripping copper pipes outta the wall to sell off. But let's not do that things where we make Democrats into messianic redeemer. He's here to govern the state, not heal the land.
Jeff Sharlet (@jeffsharlet.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Let’s be clear: Pritzker isn’t a savor, he’s not “the leader of the resistance.” There won’t be one. That’s us. He’s an elected doing his job when most aren’t, and doing it well. He’s not a leftist, he’s a liberal, but he’s putting himself on the line, and that’s worth a lot.
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
Prefer Pritzker to Newsom for a lot of reasons but I like how he can go on the offensive against Trump without posting an AI generated meme of himself wearing a crown
The Conversation U.S. (@us.theconversation.com) reposted
🌊 3D-printing special patterns in seawalls could change them from ocean killers to thriving marine environments. @fiu.bsky.social's Sara Pezeshk explains how these BIOCAP tiles work and why they could be a game changer for coastal cities threatened by rising seas. #ClimateChange #3DPrinting
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is not the same thing you're talking about, HoXPoX was intended to be confusing from the outset; you're making a point about unintentional narrative confusion
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally agree. You know more of what's going on but dramatically it doesn't engage the same way. It's like watching Pinter's The Betrayal in reverse scene order.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you ever read the chronological version of HoX/PoX on Marvel Unlimited?
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Utterly FANTASTIC run!
Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
When he got elected I was rolling my eyes but he actually shows up and does the work and it's mind blowing.
IllCaesar (@illcaesar.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
We had that light switch installed so he could turn the lights on and off --not have light switch raves!
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General and current reminder: if you see unusual police or fed activity in the Chicago area, reach out via Signal at unraveled.66. Anonymity always protected
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Castlevania Symphony of the Night and I didn't care about updated gameplay JUST LET ME SELL SWORDS I DON'T WANT
Megan Stielstra (@meganstielstra.bsky.social) reposted
Let’s make books. ❤️
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
To quote Stan Sakai, wait by the river long enough and you will see the body of your enemy float by
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
One of our facilities people wears one and he confirmed that it filters out everything
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for giving me flashbacks to when I worked in a bank call center
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even those hardcore ventilator masks?
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Someone asked me if Chicago was safe to take kids to and I told them there are kids who live there right now. "Oh. Oh right." Pretty certain there's a whole demographic of people in America who have set their idea of what Chicago is like from watching Judgement Night on VHS once
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seriously lost my ability to comment
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Of all the things I might've expected to see today, @ironspike.bsky.social watching Jimmy Olsen fistfight the devil was not one of them.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
I will pay extra to have the title character played by Sylvester the Cat
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
When the first volume of Maus came out my local bookstore didn't have a graphic novel section and didn't feel comfortable putting it in the history section so they put it in humor where 9 year old me found it alongside the Far Side and Dave Barry
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
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Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
Alyx, a 15 year veteran of the Air Force was approved for early retirement in May. The Trump admin suddenly revoked it on Wednesday because of the trans military ban. She'll lose out on healthcare and pension benefits as a result. www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we counting Jackie as one? My main point of interest in her is her work in publishing; she was responsible for Larry Gonick's Cartoon History of the Universe getting published
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone at the library asked me about an indie author promotion agency and I took one look and said "okay red flag #1 is there is no clue from their entire website who's paying for this"
Deny, Defend, Depose (Carl Nyberg) (@carlnyberg312.bsky.social) reposted
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
I just hope we don't have to fight any Magnus Robots. I'm not sure who they are, just that one guy had to fight them in his comic.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
The Fine Arts Building in Chicago has one!
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
No his problem was it was all white people. No black people in space in Star Wars. That was what took him out of it. And this was on a talk show on TV, he called it out in front of millions
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
And everyone thought he was going to talk about how you can't have noise in the vacuum of space or that lightsabers wouldn't work that way
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
They asked Carl Sagan about Star Wars when it first came out and he started by saying he had some problems with it
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social)
Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse The writers quit we have no script why bother to rehearse?
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Twin Peaks just called and it said the Good Dale is in the lodge and he can't get out.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Now doing it at a funeral, THAT'S just a made-up TV thing
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair (Cypher)
dmercer.bsky.social (@dmercer.bsky.social) reposted
Harry S. Adams House, Augusta and Euclid, Oak Park. Built in 1913, it is the last house Wright designed in Oak Park.
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
OH OF COURSE HE DOES
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the cutest damn thing I've seen all day
Greg Baldino (@gregbaldino.bsky.social) reply parent
Donner and Blitzen is one of my favorite Christmas songs of all time. It's literally just a song about gift giving and it goes so hard.