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Rheum Cat @rheumcat.bsky.social

Sam 🐈‍⬛has been introduced to the new apartment and set free How many crimes will he commit in the coming days, particularly to paper-based items?

aug 25, 2025, 5:16 pm • 138 4

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social

I’m expecting a Gonzo-style accounting of his transgressions

aug 25, 2025, 9:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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jtheriot.bsky.social @jtheriot.bsky.social

Crimes? Seems harsh. I'm available as a public defender

aug 26, 2025, 2:32 am • 3 0 • view
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Bamboozer @bamboozer2112.bsky.social

Suspect it will be many, such is the nature of cats, such is the fate of all things paper.

aug 26, 2025, 12:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social

excuse me the truth is that paper is the real criminal here let's be honest

aug 26, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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danielrlevy🎹 @danielrlevy88.bsky.social

Cat eating post-its on a desk.
aug 26, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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danielrlevy🎹 @danielrlevy88.bsky.social

Cat eating crickets from a bowl
aug 26, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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danielrlevy🎹 @danielrlevy88.bsky.social

Cats are so cute when they get into mischief, but it's wise to put cat susceptible items into hiding lest they be swallowed.

aug 26, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael Barber 🏳️‍🌈 🌊 @ccdude8.bsky.social

Don't leave your windows open.

aug 26, 2025, 2:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Tony @isotopak.bsky.social

Maybe crime is his love language?

aug 26, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social

all of them.

aug 26, 2025, 1:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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angegen.bsky.social @angegen.bsky.social

Many, many crimes. Yet, you will pardon.

aug 26, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andee Harry @andeeharry1.bsky.social

loads probably... hope Sam will like his new place

aug 26, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view