I owe someone a pitch for something I am excited to write My eyeballs are burning after writing two HTDI columns for Slate today Including a whole digression into the abdominal movements people use to smoke with their vaginas WHICH, PROBABLY, NO ONE SHOULD DO in the end, I cut that digression
The what that people use to do what with their what? I don't understand humans. Like, at all.
I can't be the only person who has seen that smoking trick and their first thought is 'that's not healthy' 🤔
I have but one question. Cigarette holder. Yes or no?
Never tried it but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in the world has it as part of a recurring burlesque act
what in the
It is a very risqué and obscure party trick Every doctor I’ve ever asked about associated risks reacts like a circuit breaker flipped in their brain So I figured it was probably best not to write, and circulate, a step by step guide Especially when the point was to help someone reduce queefing
clearly the ping pong ball trick is the safer party trick. :P
lmao the end of this reply was such a twist
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