Bebeh is 2 weeks old today and so far, husband has been shat on, peed on and thrown up on, whilst I have evaded all three.
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He’s a good man - RAMC training paid off 🤭
sep 1, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s only a matter of time! Child One would inevitably wait to be changed before opening fire. From memory he favoured us both equally 🤣
sep 1, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
That's a right of passage for a new daddy.
sep 1, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
I was pee’d on by my nephew mid nappy change. My brother got thrown up on; all down his back.
sep 1, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
I sense a triple dowsing in your near future Wait till you get the poo that time forgot
sep 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Seems only fair, as you had to do the pregnancy
sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Honestly, parenthood is an inoculation against squeamishnes about bodily outputs....
sep 2, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
Nothing better 🤣 I got the holy trinity early doors too. Shat on during a photo shoot wearing a cream jumper. 😬
sep 1, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Nice reflexes!
sep 2, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh you’ve got a storm comin’
sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 2 0 • view
There are jokes in there about being a cadet, but I'm assured those things no longer happen...
sep 1, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't feel left out, I'm sure there'll a pee, puke or poop with your name on it before long.
sep 1, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view