Do they even have wild shows with neon green logos about conspiracy theories any more or is it all just ancient aliens now?

In my viewing, the logos have changed to white or pale blue on a dark/black background. Not particularly scary-looking letters. Bah humbug.

I'll stick to rewatching old episodes of The X-Files

I never got into that the first time around. Maybe we couldn’t afford cable at that time and could only get a few channels with rabbit ears—the Good Old Days when we were first married!