Just found out that Rudy Giuliani is in hospital after he got kicked in the anus and taint by a gang of fast boys just moments after he saved five kittens from a tree. No further information at this point.
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Guard on the way
sep 1, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
Thoughts and prayers.
aug 31, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Marlo’s boys took him to a vacant
aug 31, 2025, 9:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah, and I heard they were just TEENAGERS
sep 1, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
... or ever, because this will be your only official statement on the matter.
sep 1, 2025, 5:20 am • 0 0 • view
I heard it was seven kittens and they had their puppy friends with them and they where crying
aug 31, 2025, 9:31 pm • 9 1 • view
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aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 6 0 • view
cackle
aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
aug 31, 2025, 9:34 pm • 5 0 • view
I’m trying so hard not to laugh out loud and wake up my husband 😂😂😂😂😂😂
sep 1, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
The kitten story is misinformation. He had just finished up golfing with DJT where he got a hole-in-one on the 14th. Research your facts, people.
aug 31, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
May he suffer a prolapsed anus
sep 1, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
Kicked in the anus and taint? Sounds like he'll require follow up for a brain injury
sep 1, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
apparently the teenagers who beat up "big balls" in dc struck again
sep 1, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ok. You win the internet today.
aug 31, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
I heard that after taking turns kicking him on the ground that the assailants removed his dentures and peed all over him…like pee got everywhere, in his mouth, dripping down his fake hair, ruining his makeup…sad
aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
aug 31, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view