You know who can fuck all the way off? People who comment on what you eat. Just grabbed a chocolate biscuit. Colleague next to me: ‘not had enough for lunch?’ What? Even if I did, it’s none of your fucking business, and I fancied a biscuit. My health is no one else’s business. Piss off. Fuming
I only comment on what people DON'T eat... "Can I finish that, please?"
Ha, same.
I’d shove about 5 in my mouth if someone said that to me and be like “No.”
Honestly, I'm going to fetch another, and if she tries me, she's getting kicked in the vagina.
How many biscuit calories can be burnt off by repeatedly punching someone in the face?
The way I feel now, a lot.
Also, I'd rather eat pastries, chocolate biscuits, chippy tea, beer etc than be a boring fucker who is so miserable at existing on salad leaves that they have to dig at those who do enjoy their food. I love food. Always have. Always will.
I’d love to eat beer.
Bring back cider lollies i say.
In the Czech republic beer is legally a food
One of the absolute worst things about working in an office, imo. "Ooohh, what have you got for lunch?" NONE OF YOUR GOD-DAMN BUSINESS is what.
What is going on in workplaces today? Is it some sort of Snide Tuesday that we’ve failed to observe?
None of you are selling any alternative to WFH to me.
I need a WFH job where only the cat is a cunt to me.
Cunts are everywhere. EVERYWHERE
cunts
Definitely.
I have two people at work who feel the need to comment on my choice of food all the time. Drives me insane.
I just think it's appalling manners. I'd never dream of doing it.
Same! I have a bland diet and especially when I’m training for an event. Anything calorific is mentioned and even if it’s slightly spicy will draw comments. A few months ago one women commented on me having the same lunch as the day before and then told a guest all about my eating habits. 😆
RIGHT ON, I REALLY HATE THOSE ''HOLIER THAN THOU, MOTHERFOCKERS'' MAYBE I AM A BIT HUNGRIER THAN YOU ARE, ASS HOLE, GET A FUCKIGN LIFE! FUCKING REPUBLICANS, THEY LIFE DEPENDS ON CRITIZING YOURS.
Punch them
You should have asked her if she'd minded enough of her own fucking business and just pushed her chair over
I'm going to hide loads of her stuff when she goes to the loo. Chair, stapler, phone, mug of tea. That'll learn her.
She needs learning. Good work. Also, poo in her crocs.
Don't be disgusting.