I'm going to hide loads of her stuff when she goes to the loo. Chair, stapler, phone, mug of tea. That'll learn her.
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I'm going to hide loads of her stuff when she goes to the loo. Chair, stapler, phone, mug of tea. That'll learn her.
Ha, same.
I just think it's appalling manners. I'd never dream of doing it.
Honestly, I'm going to fetch another, and if she tries me, she's getting kicked in the vagina.
Also, I'd rather eat pastries, chocolate biscuits, chippy tea, beer etc than be a boring fucker who is so miserable at existing on salad leaves that they have to dig at those who do enjoy their food. I love food. Always have. Always will.
Definitely.
I need a WFH job where only the cat is a cunt to me.
The way I feel now, a lot.
You know who can fuck all the way off? People who comment on what you eat. Just grabbed a chocolate biscuit. Colleague next to me: ‘not had enough for lunch?’ What? Even if I did, it’s none of your fucking business, and I fancied a biscuit. My health is no one else’s business. Piss off. Fuming
I want to scream on their behalf when I watch people do this.
This is a scenario where it's absolutely fine to be a snitch. Get the train guard to move them if you're too passive to do it yourself! One guy kicked off with me and I suspect started slagging me off online for content from what I saw, but I didn't give a fuck. Get out my seat.
Can we all just acknowledge that's it's very weird to sit in front of any flag regardless. What's wrong with just sitting in front of a nice John Constable.
WRONG FUCKING HERE That's your fault.
Me in bed at night the second I here a buzzing outside
I haven’t had Greggs in 2 weeks, and I haven’t lost a pound. In fact, if anything, I’ve gained. So now I’m going in out of principle.
Unfortunately too many animal videos are manipulated for content, I’ve had to learn to be so wary, but missed the mark this time 😥
Noooooooooo 😭😭😭 Oh I’m not having that, I’ll delete.
Seems like he’s got a lot of time on his hands.
Oh no, I’ve been blocked. Luckily I’m not a prominent person, else that’d be me put on the list, regulated by the milk monitor.
She don’t want to work, that’s her trouble.
Problems with the old trouble and strife.
Am already in my pyjamas.
He does not look orange. Sorry, well, I mean well.
Bless her 🥺
Haha see above.
People discussing if you’re a sweet ‘or’ savoury person, and I’m just here like
Haha
Snitch.
This is incredible
Cat's going to the vet at 5pm and I know she's slightly overweight (greedy) because she steals the other cat's food. So she'll be left to defend herself on that one. Nothing to do with me.
Ooooh yes!
Mark yourself!
I'm not massively slagging him off. He was great at Glastonbury. Just being flippant.
Celebrities definitely get a head start with publishing!
Apparently Rick Astley is touring with his song next year.
Hated the book too, ha.
Bring on chunky coats and massive scarfs, lads. #fashionista #fashionadvice #withit
always wondered how got away with being vile and ableist. Guess because he's on the right side politically, so it's amazing what 'progressive' people will allow to slide.
Can’t work out if this is serious?
Monday.
Why is Sweep in The Beatles so funny hahahaha
Honestly I was addicted to it 😂
Can’t remember who it was now but they must have decided ‘nah not them, please’ and told the producers. Bastards.
I got through the first round but then they said they didn’t think we’d suit the expert on that particular day we’d auditioned for 😂
I’m going to dive in on YouTube 😂
I went off BB quite quickly. Did about 3 series. Too samey!
It’s on YouTube and the rows the families had were brilliant. Proper outrageous standards of the time.
I REALLY miss Holiday Showdown. One of the lost greats of naughties reality tv.
You’ll have to forget the brain worm she had on the programme.
Was this to present it?
I was pissed when I sent my audition video in for Bargain Hunt 😆
Well it won’t write itself, Stephen.
Absolute lad.
Still can’t believe Julian Clary was blacklisted from tv for several years just because he fisted Norman Lamont.
Skittles or smarties
The dirty dog
Done it, now! Much needed.
I love that when you’re on holiday you can neck cocktails at 10am on a weekday and be positively encouraged, whereas in Wetherspoons on a Tuesday apparently I’ve got a “problem” 🙄
Oh Em 😂❤️
😭😭
If it’s too early for pizza, it’s too late. I’m having pizza.
I enjoy ranty pronob.
I was tucked up in bed 28 years ago, like all good children were. We were woken by my older sister phoning around 2.30am having come out of a nightclub hearing Diana had died. Mum thought something dreadful had happened to my sister! But it wasn’t something that you couldn’t *not* let us know.
Not getting your baby vaccinated against whooping cough is criminally negligent. What an utter failure of a parent who belongs in jail. If you want to live in Victorian times, fucking do it, but don’t inflict your nonsensical backwards beliefs on innocent children.
Guess who’s got quiche for tea.
I definitely want to see them again!
😂
People who whinge about international breaks, though. Is it not possible to have a life that exists outside football? #names
Ah, that’s disappointing.
I know, same age as my Dad! Still got some energy, our Neil 😍
I might have a mild headache (and the cat is jumping around making noise 😫) but Pet Shop Boys were ACE. God those lads can still put on a show. Next gig, not until Madness in December, but last night felt like an end to the summer! ❤️
It really is. Incredible.
Can confirm I’m wearing boots that would be suited to a nineteen-century outdoorsy aristocratic lady. Love a little antique quirk on my aesthetic to confirm I’m not a normal person who lives in the present.
Having a good hair day so the rain can duck off
They had some banging tunes
Had to change into new dress, sleeves kept falling down and making it SUPER slutty 😭
Let’s appreciate this proper banger open.spotify.com/track/57bgto...
Even thought it’s pissing down, I’m wearing my new maxi dress anyway
You can feel the tension rising in the UK today.
John Lennon on masturbation: “You don’t go blind….just very short-sighted.” 😆
Well, I do live my life by Finnish time!
That’s commitment. This was just me spending time with a friend. So nothing gained for me.
Fortunately, I’m a fast drinker.
Genuinely, what’s the earliest I can start drinking? 1pm okay?
Well I guess as they don’t have the kids this weekend, they don’t want to waste it.
I once sat through Lord of the Rings to be polite. Fucking hell. That’s three hours I’ll never get back.
Donald Trump uses Shake ‘n’ Vac to do his hair.
I once met someone abroad who referred to kittens as ‘children cats’ and I think that’s beautiful.
Hopefully those closest to him are planting the seed every night just to fuck with him.
You’d maybe feel sorry for his family as most, but nope they were a bunch of cunts too.
Hahahaha
Pure speculation because Trump hasn’t been seen in public since Tuesday!
When it actually does happen, though.
Why are people saying Trump might be dead? Is it because he’s not been seen? They could always just bring out his corpse and claim he’s fine like they did with Prince Philip.
We are beyond privileged that two of the greatest songwriters who ever lived met at that church fete.
