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James Ball @jamesrball.com

Golf tracker site says last Sunday but I missed it if so. Anyway, him missing his weekend game would be interesting (but not confirmation of Bluesky rumours ofc).

aug 30, 2025, 10:38 am • 21 1

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Duncan @duncancd.bsky.social

Hospital procedure?

aug 30, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Paolo Sandro @paolosandro.bsky.social

what rumours?

aug 30, 2025, 10:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Rob Mullins @robertmullins.bsky.social

Lots of people implying he is dead (he isn't but he has been weirdly non-visible for a few days).

aug 30, 2025, 10:46 am • 0 0 • view
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johnw60.bsky.social @johnw60.bsky.social

Kipping on his back.

aug 30, 2025, 10:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Duffeh @duffeh.bsky.social

Rumors that trump dead or missing seem to be all over the Internet. - he has no planned appearance this weekend. - Vance made weird comment about being ready to be president. - something about pizza trackers at peaking at that area meaning staff being made to work out of hours. I doubt it true

aug 30, 2025, 10:48 am • 7 0 • view
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Paolo Sandro @paolosandro.bsky.social

thanks

aug 30, 2025, 10:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Stew Liotta @handsfulofham.bsky.social

I’m not joking when I say I think the pizza trackers are one of the best sources for American politics

aug 30, 2025, 10:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Imagine Being Critical Of… @emmajuned.bsky.social

I’m sorry but we’re just not that lucky

aug 30, 2025, 11:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Duffeh @duffeh.bsky.social

Yep this is the dark timeline, he still got time to make it worse.

aug 30, 2025, 11:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Dave. @shubdo.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 10:50 am • 1 0 • view
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chappell roan atkinson @turpywurpy.bsky.social

There is precisely 0% chance that's true.

aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duffeh @duffeh.bsky.social

I believe the Whitehouse has said he playing golf today.

aug 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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mikedugdale.bsky.social @mikedugdale.bsky.social

Is he dead? 🤞🏼

aug 30, 2025, 10:51 am • 0 0 • view
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sonofcathan @sonofcathan.bsky.social

According to the rumours, Trump like Hitler has died in a bunker.

aug 30, 2025, 11:03 am • 0 0 • view
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David Emmett @motomatters.com

He posted at least twice on truth social yesterday. Or his account did

aug 30, 2025, 10:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Duncan @duncancd.bsky.social

Miller?

aug 30, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

Oh well (I guess we'll get shots of him out)

aug 30, 2025, 12:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alpine Migrant @alpinemigrant.bsky.social

wearing big golf gloves

aug 30, 2025, 12:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

He was definately playing and doing stuff earlier this week - the absence appears to be the last 36 hours. I think I get to 'yeah, something is up' stage if he doesn't appear on camera by the end of the day. Big incentive to kill the rumours now

aug 30, 2025, 11:34 am • 11 1 • view
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James Ball @jamesrball.com

Only if the rumours hit X. If it’s just here they can ignore it.

aug 30, 2025, 11:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Stephen Smith @gsds3.bsky.social

Or Fox. Maybe there’s just a really interesting programme on that he can’t tear himself away from

aug 30, 2025, 11:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Cosmoiselle @cosmoiselle.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/ange...

aug 30, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
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James Ball @jamesrball.com

Oh it’s everywhere on X, yeah, they’re gonna have to do something

aug 30, 2025, 11:45 am • 5 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

It came to here from X I think and youre starting to get news outlets reporting it. You need to do something, even if its just him wandering around the oval for 2 mins

aug 30, 2025, 11:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr Tony Kainth @tonykainth.bsky.social

they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him on the whitehouse roof aren’t they

aug 30, 2025, 11:47 am • 10 1 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

My assumption is its nothing tbh - or he's ill/had a minor surgery

aug 30, 2025, 11:37 am • 9 0 • view
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social

Botched face-lift

aug 30, 2025, 11:39 am • 3 0 • view
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Satisfied, With Croissants, Pastry's Beige, My Lidl Dark Age @joebaldwin.me.uk

*Brazilian butt lift

aug 30, 2025, 11:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social

Jeanine Pirro has been in the White House a lot more recently, tbf

aug 30, 2025, 11:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social

This is not unlikely tbh

aug 30, 2025, 11:48 am • 1 0 • view
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James Hole @jameshole02.bsky.social

Or he’s just run out of orange paint

aug 30, 2025, 11:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social

The latter feels entirely plausible, he's an old man. But by the same token - old men take time off, and it's barely even breakfast time on the east coast.

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 6 0 • view
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social

Also, it's a holiday weekend. Labor Day on Monday. A lot of WH staff and journos would have bunked off 3pm and won't be around until Tues am.

aug 30, 2025, 11:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social

If you want a sign they're hiding that something is up, track Vance.

aug 30, 2025, 11:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social

I mean or just email Pete Hegseth and ask, saying you're definitely not a journalist.

aug 30, 2025, 12:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk

And the Trump kids, members of the inner circle etc; if something were up they'd all be leaping on private jets like in Succession.

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social

He's also got what appears to be a massive canula bruise on the back of one hand, which would indicate an IV at some point in the last couple of weeks The size and colour is also indicative of someone on blood thinners

aug 30, 2025, 11:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social

Sure, but old men also bruise easily and even if it is that there's a lot of options before "he's basically had it"

aug 30, 2025, 11:46 am • 7 0 • view
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James Ball @jamesrball.com

okay okay we get it you love trump

aug 30, 2025, 11:47 am • 5 0 • view
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Rachel Holdsworth @rmholdsworth.bsky.social

Why do you want to spoil the game, Jonn

aug 30, 2025, 11:49 am • 4 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

Jonn just isnt fun

aug 30, 2025, 11:50 am • 3 0 • view
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social

I have explained many times that I am ideologically opposed to fun.

aug 30, 2025, 11:53 am • 16 0 • view
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Peter Hutchinson @catus14.bsky.social

I've nothing against fun, per se, but other people don't deserve it and I'm to old to benefit from it

aug 30, 2025, 11:57 am • 4 0 • view
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social

Fun is for the Wildean dilettante bourgeoise

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

This is how we know you're, st heart, a (Gladstonian) Liberal

aug 30, 2025, 11:55 am • 4 0 • view
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social

well I do enjoy bullying sex workers

aug 30, 2025, 11:56 am • 7 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

I mean, he's a obese 80 year old man. It would be a suprise if he wasn't on some forms of treatment. I dont think there is any suspicion if he doesn't turn up the morning. If we get the whole day without some varifable image of him wandering about then I'll give it some credence

aug 30, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social

The WH going "oh, the Le Mis at full volume? Definitely the president" is not exactly a good sign though

aug 30, 2025, 11:46 am • 4 0 • view
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social

...what the

aug 30, 2025, 11:47 am • 3 0 • view
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/anna...

aug 30, 2025, 11:47 am • 4 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

It could be Vance celebrating. He's definately a fan

aug 30, 2025, 11:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Cosmoiselle @cosmoiselle.bsky.social

Not sure how this converts into British time... bsky.app/profile/ones...

aug 30, 2025, 11:48 am • 2 0 • view
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social

I'll admit its a unusual lack of appearances - but his isnt the most active presidency

aug 30, 2025, 11:50 am • 2 0 • view
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social

Surprised he hasn't fired off a FFS tweet which he can do even from bed.

aug 30, 2025, 11:51 am • 5 0 • view
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Andrew Brook @andrewbrook.bsky.social

Or plastic surgery

aug 30, 2025, 11:40 am • 1 0 • view