"...and left the door open for unfettered child abuse and bullying, but we wuz 'appy

"And then we settled down on the settee for a lovely night of telly, with Rolf Harris, It's A Knockout and Jim'll Fix It."

Shoplifting has decreased since the 80’s but why let facts spoil the I misremember my generation fun

'Biddy'.

Ah, the good old days when us nippers were physically assaulted because we didn't use bad language, shoplift, or be cheeky!

“I grew up perfectly fine, as evidenced by the fact that as an adult I want to hit children.”

NAIL EM UP I SAY!! NAIL SOME SENSE INTO 'EM !!!!

A lesson so well learned that we needed another clip round the ear within a week.

Which begs the question, why was beating kids up needed if they respected their elders so much?

Slippers! That man wasn't brought up with enough discipline

Shoplifting, famously was invented in 1983

Which was a little too late for thee Sometime between Loaded And Madonna's first LP

Lesson learned: Big people can force you to do what they want by threatening to hurt you. Which really only works until the small people become big themselves.

Misread this and was confused why the stanzas wouldn’t rhyme at all…

Ahh the good old days of Contact Counselling.

Sir - I was regularly beaten by as a child in need of discipline, and apart from a lifelong resentment towards my parents that saw them shoved in a home at the earliest opportunity and a deep rooted kink only a professional can service, I grew up to be perfectly normal Conservative Councillor.

Ps bring back hanging

...I was hung, twice, and it never did me any harm.

I remember my mate having an affair with a married woman, it split the marriage up but he just walked away. Her friend said to me that Simon should be bloody well hung for what he did to that family. I said that's what Trish found attractive in the first place.