Holy shit fr?
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Check his Twitter from yesterday.
jul 16, 2025, 3:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I can’t, I’m suspended (temp sus, but my tweet was funny and correct so I won’t delete it) literally go to my replies and see one of the last things I replied to lmao.
jul 16, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Looks like they removed it themselves. Your last reply shows a KGW article and it didn't appear before that either.
jul 16, 2025, 4:12 pm • 1 0 • view
It will be forever funny that I got suspended for wishing a Looney Tunes ass Final Destination ass death on someone. A very unlikely scenario. But Twitter Nazis frequently threaten people and that’s a-ok!
jul 16, 2025, 4:04 pm • 3 0 • view
OMG you got sus'd over the piano thing!? Figured it'd be easier for them to just do away w automod altogether. What a ridiculous evil company.
jul 16, 2025, 4:06 pm • 3 0 • view
The funniest thing is I looked up the person who likely got me suspended, she lives in fucking Utah. She was being a shit to Lissy for living in Kansas and this bitch fucking lives in UTAH. GIRL. wtf!
jul 16, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Well I guess she deserves to step on a T-Rex tooth for living in Utah.
jul 16, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Like… reporting an account for saying “I’m going to kill you f-slur t-slur” Twitter: actually this was fine.
jul 16, 2025, 4:09 pm • 3 0 • view
Chicky told Lissy she deserved tornadoes for living in Kansas.
jul 16, 2025, 4:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Far more likely than a falling piano but I'm guessing that one stayed up?
jul 16, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
So are y'all familiar with the weird fates labeler? Because I just nearly died myself giggling from it.
jul 16, 2025, 4:20 pm • 2 0 • view
😂 That is perfection.
jul 16, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
It is this one and it is genuinely funny as hell. bsky.app/profile/orac...
jul 16, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
(Mine absolutely tracks -- sent off to the little fluffy room or buried under a heap of art supplies, I accept it.)
jul 16, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
I NEED THIS LABELER. OMG.
jul 16, 2025, 4:23 pm • 3 0 • view
It has made bsky SO much funnier and more tolerable on the worst days, it really has.
jul 16, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh there are some GEMS, shit scrolls by and I just instantly spit-take.
jul 16, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
One of them just said Gerald. Nothing else, just Gerald.
jul 16, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
It is an almost post-by-post antidote to doomscrolling for the snarky brain, honestly 10/10, no notes.
jul 16, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Complete w double-down.
jul 16, 2025, 2:19 pm • 4 0 • view